Tragic Monkey Magic

Yesterday, I received Dizzy’s goodbye letter in the mail. I’ll have to go visit him sometime! He also included his picture attached to the letter.

Dizzy's goodbye letter.His absence meant that a new villager started appearing on Main Street. That villager was Amelia Airhead. She and I became enemies late in 2014, at it wasn’t long until I encouraged her to get the flock out of town.

Amelia: Well, if it isn't old Jeff. How fun to meet up with you here!Today, Big Top saw that I had a common butterfly in my pockets, and he asked me for it. In return, he gave me his entire life savings: 90 bells.

Big Top: I'd be willing to pay up to 90 bells...which is my entire life savings.I was surprised to find a new villager plot in town, and that surprise turned to disappointment when I saw that Elise is moving in!

This spot reserved for Elise's new home. -Nook's Homes
Elise. Believe I never wanted this.

Elise is a hideous monkey that I had in my ACCF town years ago. Jorge also had Elise (and many other ugly villagers) in his town, as some of you may remember from my Crowded Bridge video.

I thought Elise was just a result of bad luck, but it turns out no luck was involved. Elise is Beth’s former villager! Elise is like a virus that Beth brought over and infected my town with! I don’t want ugly diseased monkeys running around my town! Beth is in my doghouse now! How rude! 😛

In other news, Agent S has apparently fallen in love with me!

Agent S: It's just that I think about you ALL the time. I've got skippy on the brain, so I cried!
The Spy Who Loved Me

Even though I haven’t seen Katrina lately, I’m guessing this must be related to her wizardry. Or maybe the pending arrival of Elise is causing all sorts of problems, like a glitch in the monkey Matrix.

I’ll be back tomorrow when I meet the wicked glitch herself.