Stop Sending Me Toilets!

On Saturday, Lily sent me this letter in the mail. She sent me a gift, but she was too embarrassed to give it to me in person. Uh-oh…

For Jeff. Shhh! I'm too embarrassed to give this to you face-to-face, so I'm sending it along with this letter. You'll have to open it up to see what's inside. Just don't tell anyone else! -Red faced, LilySo I checked the item, and it was…a super toilet! Great! Just what my SuperTurd needed!

A super toilet that was attached to a letter from Lily.Yesterday was Easter (Bunny Day), so I met up with Zipper T. Bunny over at the event plaza.

Zipper: Let's look for eggs! Let's look for eggs! They're hiding, so hunt if you dare!I’ve participated in the holiday several times before, so I had no intentions of collecting the entire egg set again. But I did dig up the buried eggs and smashed the extra rocks as well.

Two rocks next to each other on Bunny Day.I ate the eggs I collected, sold the candy that was inside, and redeemed my winning tickets for several pieces of egg furniture. I put them into storage, to be sold when furniture goes on premium at Re-Tail.

But even without selling the egg furniture yet, my balance reached 95 million bells!

Your current balance is 95,000,000 bells.Today, I got another letter in the mail. From Aurora this time. She sent me the “perfect present,” which she was really confident that I’d love.

A surprise for Jeff! I know this is out of the blue, but the other day I found the perfect present for you. This time I'm confident you'll like it. Really confident! ...I kept the receipt. Let me know. -Hopefully yours, AuroraI opened it up…and it was a potty! What is with my villagers? April Fools’ Day is over. Stop sending me toilets!

A potty in my inventory.
I guess I’m being a potty pooper.

Agent S told me she received a package by accident. It was addressed to Vivian, so Agent S asked me to take it to her. No problem. Once I made the delivery, Vivian told me it was a bamboo shoot that she had ordered.

Vivian: Oh, that's right! I ordered a bamboo shoot.But the problem was that she had already purchased another one, and she had no need for the 2nd one. So she offered to sell it to me for 2,579 bells! No way! They’re not worth that much, and I could easily get them right out of the ground anyway! When I told her I wasn’t interested, she said maybe she’ll just wear them as earrings.

Vivian: No? But what will I do with two of them? Well, I guess I can always wear them as earrings.
Now that, I’d like to see.

My recent dream visitors have been Blossem from Twilight, Val from Twoson, Evie from Llama, Star from Hilo, and Emily from Hyrule. Thanks for stopping by!