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It was raining quite heavily in Forest tonight. Benedict, still wearing his waitress shirt, said the rain makes him feel like he’s in a movie. Hmm, would that be Chicken Little maybe? I don’t think an umbrella will save you if the sky is falling.<\/p>\n

\"Benedict:I was a bit tired of wearing my flame shirt. I’ve been wearing it since March<\/a>, after all! So when I saw a No. 1 shirt on sale in Able Sisters tonight, I decided to buy it and put it on.<\/p>\n

\"Me<\/p>\n

I found a new house in the northeast part of town, so I went inside to check out who was inside. My new neighbor is Tank the rhino.<\/p>\n

\"Tank:<\/p>\n

Tank seems pretty cool, even if I don’t understand why he has a leaf on his head. But when he turned around, I noticed something: Tank and I are wearing the same clothes! We both have the No. 1 shirt on, although mine is a T-shirt and his is a tank<\/em> top. That way, he’s able to show off his army<\/del> arms.<\/p>\n

\"Me<\/p>\n

My favorite villager Savannah was sick with a cold, so of course I went to the store and bought some medicine for her. She flipped as she took the medicine, as animals do, but her T-rex skull in the room made it look like something else:<\/p>\n

\"Savannah
To save myself, I threw the zebra into the jaws of the hungry T-rex.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I took the bus out to the city and checked out Crazy Redd’s items for the week. He was selling a super toilet for 3,960 bells. But despite my No. 1<\/em> shirt, I didn’t have to go. So I wasn’t interested, but Redd had an interesting choice of words for the toilet: He was astounded at how I can sniff out a bargain!<\/p>\n

\"Redd:
It’s not the bargain I’m smelling.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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