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Now that October is here, the pukey, yellowish grass is here as well. Other than the arrival (and departure) of snow, this has got to be the most glaring grass color change of the year. Yuck.<\/p>\n\n\n

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“Look away, I’m hideous.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

While in Shampoodle, I stood behind Harriet while I opened the menu and it looked like I was her. Or she was me. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Harriet<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Spork was telling me about a dream he had today, and he said dreaming of wearing an ugly shirt was the best dream ever!<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Spork:<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

He wanted me to find an ugly shirt for him, but I wasn’t interested in helping him. Requests for a specific item are too much trouble to fool with, since I’d have to order it and wait for it to arrive another day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nana already wanted to move out of town, but I told her to stay. It took two tries, but she agreed to stick around.<\/p>\n\n\n

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