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On Thursday, I found Spork in his house, all packed up and ready to go! That was a surprise, but a good surprise!<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Spork:<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

That’s the good thing about sporks: They’re disposable. No one has fancy sporks that they only bring out on special occasions. You use them once (or twice, at most) and then throw them in the trash. \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pascal was standing on the northernmost bridge, and I found a scallop to give him. He told me that seaweed is the most beautiful flower.<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Pascal:
I don’t believe it. Lay off the seaweed, maaaan.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Spork officially moved out today, and I got his goodbye letter in the mail. At least he used the Super Mario Bros. 3 stationery. That’s probably the coolest thing he’s ever done. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Dear<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Harry was sick with a cold, and he was lucky I had some medicine with me. I gave it to him, and that’s my nice deed for the week. \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Harry
How can I talk you out of ever making that face again?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Saturday is K.K. Slider night, so I headed down to the Roost for the show. Tom was there enjoying some coffee. And for some reason, I don’t know if I ever realized you could talk to K.K. from way over here. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"K.K.,<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Once I sat down, he performed K.K. Love Song for me (and Tom). It’s a sad song, but it’s great. \ud83d\udc96<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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