{"id":1550,"date":"2015-03-18T20:31:40","date_gmt":"2015-03-19T00:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/?p=1550"},"modified":"2016-12-01T00:35:24","modified_gmt":"2016-12-01T05:35:24","slug":"mallarys-fakeout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/2015\/03\/18\/mallarys-fakeout\/","title":{"rendered":"Mallary&#8217;s Fake-out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I received a letter from Bunnie in the mail today. She thanked me for the medicine and gave me a sewing machine. Alrighty then.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It was raining in town tonight, and Lily the frog wasn&#8217;t very happy about that. She was standing there with her leaf umbrella, telling me she hopes the weather is nicer tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1548\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5093-small.jpg\" alt=\"Lily: Good evening, J-pie! I hope the weather clears up by tomorrow.\" width=\"460\" height=\"246\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5093-small.jpg 460w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5093-small-150x80.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5093-small-300x160.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/>Mallary got my hopes up when she told me she&#8217;s been tempted to move out. But she was really just complaining about her furniture, so I didn&#8217;t have the opportunity to tell her to get the duck out of town. <em>Sigh<\/em>. Maybe someday.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1549\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5092-small.jpg\" alt=\"Mallary: I've really been fighting the urge to move out, toasty...\" width=\"460\" height=\"246\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5092-small.jpg 460w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5092-small-150x80.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5092-small-300x160.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/>Bunnie, now fully recovered (physically at least) basically called me crazy for staying up so late. But it was only 8 p.m.! I think she&#8217;s lost her marbles.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1547\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5094-small.jpg\" alt=\"Bunnie: But I'm up, too... So that means that I'M the crazy one... Or maybe it's just everyone else!\" width=\"460\" height=\"246\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5094-small.jpg 460w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5094-small-150x80.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5094-small-300x160.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/>And now that St. Patrick&#8217;s Day is over, I headed up to Shampoodle in the city to dye my hair back to its original color. Don&#8217;t worry Mohawk McClover fans (assuming there&#8217;s more than one of you), he&#8217;ll be back again next March.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1546\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5095-small.jpg\" alt=\"Harriet: That will be 3,000 bells, please.\" width=\"460\" height=\"246\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5095-small.jpg 460w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5095-small-150x80.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/RUU_5095-small-300x160.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I received a letter from Bunnie in the mail today. She thanked me for the medicine and gave me a sewing machine. Alrighty then. 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She was standing there with her leaf umbrella, telling me she hopes the weather is nicer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/2015\/03\/18\/mallarys-fakeout\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mallary&#8217;s Fake-out<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Mallary&#039;s Fake-out - Jeff&#039;s ACCF Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/2015\/03\/18\/mallarys-fakeout\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Mallary&#039;s Fake-out - Jeff&#039;s ACCF Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I received a letter from Bunnie in the mail today. 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