{"id":1963,"date":"2014-10-22T20:29:39","date_gmt":"2014-10-23T00:29:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/?p=1963"},"modified":"2017-01-09T02:31:45","modified_gmt":"2017-01-09T07:31:45","slug":"weird-animals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/2014\/10\/22\/weird-animals\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird Animals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tonight, Bunnie was telling me about the furniture battles in her brain between the angel Bunnie and the devil Bunnie. She has finally lost her marbles.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1956\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/RUU_4864-small.jpg\" alt=\"Bunnie: Within me, fierce furniture battles rage between the angel Bunnie and the devil Bunnie!\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/RUU_4864-small.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/RUU_4864-small-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/RUU_4864-small-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Meanwhile, Mallary asked me to get her some new clothes because she was tired of wearing a chocolate bar. I declined to help her, and she got depressed.<em> Since when am I responsible for dressing you?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1955\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/RUU_4865-small.jpg\" alt=\"Mallary: What, really? OK, see if I care, toasty.\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/RUU_4865-small.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/RUU_4865-small-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/RUU_4865-small-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>I spoke to my froggy friend Lily, and she asked if I&#8217;ve found any new hobbies lately. I told her yes (just don&#8217;t ask me what, because I have no idea). She told me that she&#8217;s going spend the rest of the day practicing kung fu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1954\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/RUU_4866-small.jpg\" alt=\"Lily: Speaking of hobbies, I think I'll spend today practicing kung fu, unlike you.\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/RUU_4866-small.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/RUU_4866-small-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/RUU_4866-small-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Wow, I have some weird animals in my town.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, Bunnie was telling me about the furniture battles in her brain between the angel Bunnie and the devil Bunnie. 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Since &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/2014\/10\/22\/weird-animals\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Weird Animals<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Weird Animals - Jeff&#039;s ACCF Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/2014\/10\/22\/weird-animals\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Weird Animals - Jeff&#039;s ACCF Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Tonight, Bunnie was telling me about the furniture battles in her brain between the angel Bunnie and the devil Bunnie. 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