{"id":3005,"date":"2013-10-04T23:05:35","date_gmt":"2013-10-05T03:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/?p=3005"},"modified":"2017-02-08T01:50:46","modified_gmt":"2017-02-08T06:50:46","slug":"zelda-food-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/2013\/10\/04\/zelda-food-puns\/","title":{"rendered":"Zelda Food Puns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tonight, Bob told me how Avery and Blaire always bug him for information about the other. I can see how that would be annoying.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3002\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4189-small.jpg\" alt=\"Bob: If I talk to Avery, Blaire always bugs me later to pump me for all the details.\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4189-small.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4189-small-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4189-small-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>At 10:00, I opened my gate for Friday Night Forest. Yann came over to visit, and I gave her a new hat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3001\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4190-small.jpg\" alt=\"Me hitting Yann on the head with a net, so that it looks like she's wearing a tall hat.\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4190-small.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4190-small-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4190-small-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>After I finished watering my flowers, we went in my house and hung out. I decided to put my pumpkin head on. So Yann responded by making this face.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3000\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4191-small.jpg\" alt=\"Yann makes a sad, uninterested face as I put on my pumpkin head.\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4191-small.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4191-small-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4191-small-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>We then went up to my creepy room, where Yann joked that the gravestones belonged to Robin and Static. Robin recently moved out of my town, and Static recently moved out of her town.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2999\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4192-small.jpg\" alt=\"Yann: RIP Robin and Static. Jeff: May you return as zombies.\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4192-small.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4192-small-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4192-small-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>And down in my basement, we were talking about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/nes.htm#fs\" target=\"_blank\">Flintstones game for NES<\/a> and Zelda games. We started joking around about the two games combining, and Yann suggested Zelda and Link could eat Dino&#8217;s ribs. From that point on, we just kept making Zelda food puns and rhymes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2998\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4193-small.jpg\" alt=\"Yann: The great berry. Jeff: Tingle Pringles.\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4193-small.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4193-small-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/accfblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/RUU_4193-small-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Some of Yann&#8217;s puns included Pieward Sword, A Link to the Pasta, Epona the horse radish, and Skyward Swordfish.\u00a0 I came up with Ganon yogurt, Zora porridge, cooked Groose, dungeon luncheon, and turkey Tetra-zinni. Have some other good ones? Leave a comment!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, Bob told me how Avery and Blaire always bug him for information about the other. I can see how that would be annoying. At 10:00, I opened my gate for Friday Night Forest. Yann came over to visit, and I gave her a new hat. 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