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My thoughts would soon echo his words. I was, as always, hoping to finally get a Metroid, but it was not to be. He gave me a mermaid statue. Not what I wanted, but at least it wasn’t a duplicate of something I already had.<\/p>\nAfter starting up the game, I quickly went to the beach to see Gulliver.<\/p>\n
My thoughts would soon echo his words. I was, as always, hoping to finally get a Metroid, but it was not to be. He gave me a mermaid statue. Not what I wanted, but at least it wasn’t a duplicate of something I already had.<\/p>\n
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But the worst part is that it doesn’t do anything. It doesn’t try to bite your hand, it doesn’t urinate water, it doesn’t point north. It doesn’t even have a seashell bikini. I ended up dropping it off for Scott’s Gulliver room (not pictured). That room is far from complete, but it does have gadgets and gizmos aplenty. But who cares? No big deal… I want more. I want that Metroid. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"