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Tonight, Jay was talking about what fossils smell like. He said they could make a grown dude dizzy. It was an odd conversation.<\/p>\n

\"Jay:I found Pascal standing on a bridge, and he compared my brain to a faucet. He told me never to turn my brain off. Yeah, but I can’t help it if it’s a bit leaky…<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Pascal:I gave him a scallop, and in return, he gave me a Nick Cannon<\/span> ship cannon.<\/p>\n

Kitt was over by Nook ‘n’ Go, apparently having a conversation with an out-of-sight Twiggy about her birthday.<\/p>\n

\"Kitt:A couple of minutes later, they had another conversation. Kitt asked Twiggy for her address, but Twiggy couldn’t remember where she lived!<\/p>\n

\"Twiggy:
What a birdbrain…<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The two of them should dress up as candy for Halloween: Kitt could be a Kit-Kat bar and Twiggy could be a Twix.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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