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Chow sent me his goodbye letter in the mail, and I received it today.<\/p>\n

\"Jeff,A notice on the bulletin board informed town residents that the fireworks festivals are almost here! They take place on Sunday nights in August, and there are four of them this year.<\/p>\n

\"~Fireworks
It’s not really the *start* of summer, you know.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I’ll try to check out the fireworks at some point this month. Although, I still have some leftover unused fireworks from last year! Oops!<\/p>\n

\"RomanThe hot summer temperatures are making some of the animals uncomfortable. Static even said he’s thinking about shaving his fur off! Don’t do it, Static! Just buy an air conditioner or something!<\/p>\n

\"Static:When I had a chat with Tank, he told me that Nan recently became a vegetarian. So I guess that means she ate meat until recently, then? Hmm, I wonder who<\/del> what she ate.<\/p>\n

\"Tank:Opal asked me for a new catchphrase, so I told her to say “I’m a gem.”<\/p>\n

\"Opal:
She was surprised to find that it did help her self-esteem.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I then caught a few bugs, but it wasn’t late enough for the really valuable ones to be out just yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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