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Today, Dotty told me about the deep discussions she has with her friends.<\/p>\n

\"Dotty:Okay, actually she was just trying to tell me that Pascal was in town. Apparently she was afraid of him? I don’t know, Dotty is kind of indirect and hard to understand sometimes. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

So I made sure I had a scallop in my pockets, and then made my way over to the bridge. Pascal was there, but I think he was all out of wisdom today. All he said was that he wanted to grow corn? Maybe he’s been hanging out with Dotty too much.<\/p>\n

\"Pascal:So I gave him the scallop, and he gave me an anchor in return.<\/p>\n

I bumped into Poncho, and he told me he’s planning on moving out of town. I don’t dislike the guy, but I don’t particularly care for him either. So I’m letting him go.<\/p>\n

\"Poncho:And as if Dotty wasn’t being strange enough, I found her walking around near the crop circle. She even stood on it, as if she was waiting for a spaceship to come and pick her up. Sadly, I don’t think the aliens want her back.<\/p>\n

\"DottyTank was sick with a cold today, so I bought some medicine for him. But as he took the medication, he seemed to threaten me with his horn right against my head!<\/p>\n

\"Tank
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