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I got Bunnie’s goodbye letter in the mail today. She actually said that she was my BFF! Ha! Keep dreaming!<\/p>\n

\"RUU_5496-sm\"<\/a>Static was sick with a cold, so I went to Nook’s and bought some medicine for him. Get well soon!<\/p>\n

\"RUU_5497-sm\"<\/a>Chow asked me for a new catchphrase. I couldn’t think of a good panda pun, so I made one based on his name. Ciao!<\/p>\n

\"RUU_5498-sm\"<\/a>I tried to drop a huge snowball on Alli’s head. I wasn’t necessarily trying to murder her or anything. I don’t even dislike her, but she was nearby, and I felt like I needed to do something<\/em> with this huge snowball I rolled up. Luckily for her, it didn’t turn out quite like I hoped.<\/p>\n

\"accf-allisnow\"<\/a>
“Good news! Alli wasn’t crushed to death!”
“Was there a risk of that?”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Happy holidays and have a Merry Christmas, everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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