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Whitney asked me for some “dresserish” furniture tonight. Is that even a word? I don’t think so…but at least I knew what she meant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Whitney:<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Nook ‘n’ Go didn’t have any dressers for sale, but I decided to be nice and give Whitney the mummy’s casket out of my house. She liked it, and she thanked me by giving me a manhole cover.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Whitney:
Uh, thanks? I guess I’ll use it to cover my manhole.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

I spotted Pascal standing on the southern bridge in town…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Pascal<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

I gave him a scallop, and in return, he gave me a ship deck (carpeting). He also warned me about squid cookies. Don’t worry, there’s no risk of me ever trying one of those.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Pascal:<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

I spotted a scorpion, so I stepped back, got my net out and approached it. But as I did, I noticed there were actually two scorpions out at the same time! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Two<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

I swung at the closest one, but I missed…and it got me. I was disappointed. If I was going to die anyway, I should have just ran through and let them both chase me just to see which one would win. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kitty asked me to make a delivery to Roald. So I took the package over, and Roald was quite surprised to find a graduation gown inside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Roald:<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Roald’s shock turned to sadness, and he said Kitty was capable of some hardcore, ruthless jokes. I’m guessing this means Roald never graduated, and Kitty seems to be rubbing it in. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Roald:<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Aww, that made me feel bad for Roald. Even though I didn’t like Roald in Wild World, I’m starting to like City Folk Roald.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When I returned to Kitty, she gave me a ranch wardrobe for making the delivery. I could have used this earlier, so that I wouldn’t have had to give my mummy’s casket to Whitney. Oh well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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