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I visited Gloria tonight, and I found her staring quite intently at her anatomical model. Did I interrupt something? Maybe she was trying to use some Psyduck type psychic powers to make something move. Or maybe she just pretends it’s her boyfriend?<\/p>\n

\"GloriaI didn’t want to witness anything disturbing that I could never un-see, so I decided to announce my presence and have a short chat with her. She just asked me if I knew Wendell from Sumware. I said yes, and she told me that he designed the chocolate shirt she was currently wearing.<\/p>\n

Outside, Alli asked me if she should move out of town.<\/p>\n

\"Alli:<\/p>\n

I told her to stay, and I got the impression that she will indeed stick around…even though she didn’t explicitly say she would. The moving\/not moving language used in City Folk is much more vague than it is in New Leaf.<\/p>\n

When I visited Static, I found a sprinkler in his house. He’s watering his steel flooring?! Then again, maybe his gyroid just needed a bath. It did have spots all over it, after all.<\/p>\n

\"StaticSavannah asked me to make a delivery to Aurora, and I agreed to help out. The package contained a blue sweatsuit, and Aurora’s eyes indicated she was reddy<\/del> ready for it.<\/p>\n

\"AI returned to Savannah and told her I made the delivery. She thanked me by giving me some kitchen flooring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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