{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Jeff&#039;s ACWW Blog","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog","author_name":"Jeff","author_url":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/author\/jvgsjeff\/","title":"Sausages Strike Back - Jeff&#039;s ACWW Blog","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"Fec7PSESX1\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/2024\/09\/19\/sausages-strike-back\/\">Sausages Strike Back<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/2024\/09\/19\/sausages-strike-back\/embed\/#?secret=Fec7PSESX1\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Sausages Strike Back&#8221; &#8212; Jeff&#039;s ACWW Blog\" data-secret=\"Fec7PSESX1\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","description":"I listened in on a conversation between Eloise and Bones today. Eloise told Bones his shirt was too tight, and she said he looked like an overstuffed sausage! \ud83d\ude2e That comment made Bones sad, and he said maybe he ate too many poached pears yesterday. Eloise asked what I thought, and I said Bones&#8217;s shirt &hellip; Continue reading \"\"","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/eloise-sausage.jpg"}