{"id":1104,"date":"2017-04-25T23:55:48","date_gmt":"2017-04-26T03:55:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/?p=1104"},"modified":"2017-04-26T00:58:02","modified_gmt":"2017-04-26T04:58:02","slug":"unexpected-inspection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/2017\/04\/25\/unexpected-inspection\/","title":{"rendered":"Unexpected Inspection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Puddles asked to visit my house tonight, but she made me schedule a time. Ugh. And of course, it couldn&#8217;t be right away. I had to pick a time that was at least half an hour away.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1105\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1105\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1105\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-makeup.jpg\" alt=\"Puddles: I need to put makeup on! I don't wake up this cute!\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-makeup.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-makeup-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-makeup-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1105\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It&#8217;s 10:45 p.m., I don&#8217;t think you just woke up.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">There were a lot of dandelions in that picture. Maybe I should pluck them before they multiply even more. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I listened in on a conversation between Puddles and Rod; they were talking about exercise routines. Puddles said she wasn&#8217;t getting any results, so Rod suggested exercising in different positions&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1106\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/positions.jpg\" alt=\"Rod: Wait, does this start in the E position? Or was it the X position?\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/positions.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/positions-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/positions-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/>But Puddles wasn&#8217;t interested in Rod&#8217;s positions.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1107\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-uhhh.jpg\" alt=\"Puddles: Uhhh...yeah, I don't think I'm gonna do any of that, la baa.\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-uhhh.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-uhhh-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-uhhh-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/>Chevre was shivering and sick, so I bought some cold medicine for her.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1108\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1108\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1108 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chevre-flip.gif\" alt=\"Chevre flips as she takes some medicine in ACWW.\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1108\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Goat well soon!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Big Top asked me to find a spider for him, so I shook some trees as I killed time waiting for Puddles&#8217; visit. I never did track down the spider, but I found some bees. I caught one of the bees, but the others stung my face.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Over at town hall, I made a 20,000 bell mortgage payment, and then returned home to wait for Puddles. At the designated time, Puddles arrived as scheduled. Unfortunately, her visit was about as friendly as a Happy Room Academy inspection. Why even come over if you&#8217;re just going to judge my house?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1109\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-cave.jpg\" alt=\"Puddles: Captain, your room looks like a fallout shelter or a cave or something...\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-cave.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-cave-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-cave-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/>She said I have none of the necessary items for daily life, so she gave me a three-star rating (out of five). -.-<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1115\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-necessary.jpg\" alt=\"Puddles: You have, like, NONE of the necessary items for modern daily life!!\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-necessary.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-necessary-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-necessary-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1110\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1110\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-1110 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-3stars.jpg\" alt=\"Puddles: On my exclusive five-star rating scale, I would give this place three stars!\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-3stars.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-3stars-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/puddles-3stars-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1110\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Get out.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Just a heads-up that I&#8217;ll have my next Wild World video episode coming soon! Look for it in the next few days. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Puddles asked to visit my house tonight, but she made me schedule a time. Ugh. And of course, it couldn&#8217;t be right away. I had to pick a time that was at least half an hour away. There were a lot of dandelions in that picture. Maybe I should pluck them before they multiply even &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/2017\/04\/25\/unexpected-inspection\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Unexpected Inspection&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Unexpected Inspection - Jeff&#039;s ACWW Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/2017\/04\/25\/unexpected-inspection\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Unexpected Inspection - Jeff&#039;s ACWW Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Puddles asked to visit my house tonight, but she made me schedule a time. 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