{"id":2126,"date":"2018-01-09T23:46:06","date_gmt":"2018-01-10T04:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/?p=2126"},"modified":"2018-01-09T23:53:08","modified_gmt":"2018-01-10T04:53:08","slug":"fish-abs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/2018\/01\/09\/fish-abs\/","title":{"rendered":"Fish Abs"},"content":{"rendered":"

Crazy Redd was in town tonight, and he had a lovely painting for sale. Unfortunately, that’s not a piece of art that I still need for the museum.<\/p>\n

A new “Message of the Week” was posted to the bulletin board, and it was about the saying “getting there is half the fun.”<\/p>\n

\"*MessageThere was also a new “Talking to Myself” post. And this one was about pretending to be an old lady.<\/p>\n

\"-Talking<\/p>\n

Bud asked me to catch a yellow perch for him, but he seemed a little too enthusiastic about the fish’s sleek body and hard abs. It was kinda creepy.<\/p>\n

\"Bud:\"Bud:<\/p>\n

At town hall, I made a 45,000 bell mortgage payment. I then set out to do some fishing in the river. And before long, I caught a yellow perch.<\/p>\n

I took the fish over to Bud, and he told me he would’ve caught one hours ago if not for his pulled…trapezoid.<\/p>\n

\"Bud:He also said his rhombus was killing him. He must be out of shape<\/em>. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

\"Bud:Anyway, he gave me 510 bells for the fish. I resumed fishing for a few minutes, but I didn’t come across anything good. So I wrapped up my night. See you next time!<\/p>\n

If you haven’t yet seen my latest Wild World video, Ep. 12, here it is! It shows highlights from my town from November through January.<\/p>\n