{"id":2324,"date":"2018-03-06T23:38:19","date_gmt":"2018-03-07T04:38:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/?p=2324"},"modified":"2018-03-06T23:43:15","modified_gmt":"2018-03-07T04:43:15","slug":"phony-lisa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/2018\/03\/06\/phony-lisa\/","title":{"rendered":"Phony Lisa"},"content":{"rendered":"

Baabara has previously told me about her anniversaries with fried catfish and shark fin soup. But today, she said it was her anniversary with fish fricassee. It’s clear that she’s lying about all these anniversaries; they’re just fish stories.<\/p>\n

\"Baabara:<\/p>\n

Crazy Redd was in town, and he had a famous painting (Mona Lisa) for sale. I bought it, but Blathers told me that it was a counterfeit once again. I should call it a Phony Lisa.<\/p>\n

\"Blathers:<\/p>\n

The latest Message of the Week on the bulletin board is actually pretty dark. It says give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. But if you give a fish a man, he’ll eat for weeks!<\/p>\n

\"*Message
Maybe I should’ve used myself as bait.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Kiki was still sick, so I bought some medicine for her once again.<\/p>\n

\"Kiki<\/p>\n

After fishing for a little while, I went to town hall and made a 30,000 bell mortgage payment. I now owe exactly 200,000 more bells. I figure I should be fully debt-free within a month or so. See you next time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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