{"id":3641,"date":"2019-11-26T22:30:58","date_gmt":"2019-11-27T03:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/?p=3641"},"modified":"2019-11-26T22:31:00","modified_gmt":"2019-11-27T03:31:00","slug":"gold-dentures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/2019\/11\/26\/gold-dentures\/","title":{"rendered":"Gold Dentures"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

My latest donation to Boondox triggered another letter. This time, the people in Boondox told me that their mayor just got gold dentures. Why can’t we do the same for Tortimer?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I ran into Benedict outside, and he told me his outfit fits perfectly and highlights the shape of his body. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Benedict:
That makes it sound like it’s small on you, and not a perfect fit…<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

When I spoke with Mint, she seemed disgusted by my appearance and told me I should take care of my skin. I didn’t even get stung by a bee or anything! But she said not even boys are allowed to look scruffy these days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Mint:<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Several minutes later, I ran into her again. She had a new nickname for me: Divine J. That’s not one that I recall seeing before.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Mint:<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Margie asked for a new catchphrase to replace “baconballs,” and I jumped at the chance. Baconballs is a leftover from Curly’s time in Forest, which actually ended 11 months ago<\/a>. I tried to think of something new that I haven’t used as a catchphrase before, and I came up with “like gum.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"Margie:<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

I’ve posted a new Wild World video, episode 21, which shows highlights of my time in Forest from late August through early November. I hope you’ll check it out!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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