{"id":7182,"date":"2023-11-18T21:45:15","date_gmt":"2023-11-19T02:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/?p=7182"},"modified":"2023-11-18T21:45:15","modified_gmt":"2023-11-19T02:45:15","slug":"lump-of-lunch-meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/2023\/11\/18\/lump-of-lunch-meat\/","title":{"rendered":"Lump of Lunch Meat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Thursday night, Peanut wanted to have a competition to see who could catch a cricket first. Since crickets are common, and since they were actually out at the time, I agreed to the challenge. It didn&#8217;t take me long to find one, and Peanut wasn&#8217;t happy that I caught one so quickly. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/peanut-uncool.jpg\" alt=\"Peanut: This is so uncool, unfun, and uncute, hulaaaa!\" class=\"wp-image-7183\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/peanut-uncool.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/peanut-uncool-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/peanut-uncool-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>But she did keep her word and give me a prize for winning: an exquisite rug.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wolfgang asked me to deliver a gift to Caroline, so I took the package to her. It was a security shirt, and Caroline wasn&#8217;t thrilled with it. When I told Wolfgang the news, he said the gift went over like a lump of lunch meat. \ud83d\ude06 I never would have thought to put it that way, but I like that crazy analogy.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/wolfgang-lunchmeat.jpg\" alt=\"Wolfgang: what?! The gift went over like a lump of lunch meat?\" class=\"wp-image-7184\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/wolfgang-lunchmeat.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/wolfgang-lunchmeat-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/wolfgang-lunchmeat-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Wolfgang rewarded me with a parquet floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At 10:07 p.m., I shot down Gulliver&#8217;s UFO for the second time this month. The UFO didn&#8217;t nearly crash on anyone&#8217;s head this time, but there was still something interesting that happened. After I got done talking with Gulliver, one of the UFO parts spawned <em>right under my feet!<\/em> I didn&#8217;t move an inch, I just found myself standing on it as soon as Gulliver&#8217;s speech bubble closed. Definitely the easiest UFO part to find, ever. \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/ufo-part-feet.jpg\" alt=\"A UFO part spawns right at my feet.\" class=\"wp-image-7186\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/ufo-part-feet.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/ufo-part-feet-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/ufo-part-feet-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>After I found the rest of the UFO parts, I returned them to Gulliver in exchange for a Metroid. It&#8217;s a good item, but I&#8217;ve already earned two of them before. I don&#8217;t have enough storage, so I just sold this one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tonight, K.K. Slider was in town. I headed down to the Roost for his show, and he performed K.K. March for me. I generally don&#8217;t think of that song as being particularly good, but it sounded better than I expected. Not bad at all. K.K. hit all of his notes. \ud83c\udfb6<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/kk-111823.jpg\" alt=\"K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. 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