{"id":7884,"date":"2025-01-10T18:33:07","date_gmt":"2025-01-10T23:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/?p=7884"},"modified":"2025-01-10T18:33:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-10T23:33:08","slug":"fast-food-spits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/2025\/01\/10\/fast-food-spits\/","title":{"rendered":"Fast Food Spits, Metal Hits"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>La-Di-Day is coming up on Saturday, and Whitney told me that she wishes that the event lasted longer than a day. She said they should let her sing at least until dawn. \ud83d\ude1b <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/whitney-dawn.jpg\" alt=\"Whitney: They should at least let me sing until dawn, snappy!\" class=\"wp-image-7885\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/whitney-dawn.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/whitney-dawn-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/whitney-dawn-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">I guess she wants to howl at the moon all night long. \ud83c\udf15<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Yesterday, Drift asked me if I have someone hold my feet down when I do sit-ups. He wished he had someone to hold his feet down&#8230;or <em>his head?!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/drift-head.jpg\" alt=\"Drift: Man, I wish I could get someone to hold my feet! Or my head, rrrrrribbit!\" class=\"wp-image-7886\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/drift-head.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/drift-head-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/drift-head-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>How could you possibly do a sit-up if someone was holding your head down?? \ud83e\udd14 What a weird frog. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tank and Curt were having a discussion about La-Di-Day and the town tune. Curt was sick of people singing cute songs.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/curt-songs.jpg\" alt=\"Curt: People are always singing the cutest songs. It makes me sick!\" class=\"wp-image-7888\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/curt-songs.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/curt-songs-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/curt-songs-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Tank suggested having heavy metal as the town tune, and Curt agreed. \ud83e\udd18<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/tank-metal.jpg\" alt=\"Tank, to Curt: Dude. I KNOW! You know what this town needs, bro? METAL!\" class=\"wp-image-7887\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/tank-metal.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/tank-metal-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/tank-metal-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Of course, the notes of a song alone don&#8217;t determine the genre of music, but they&#8217;re not going to listen to that. I let them have their metal moment. \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moments later, I shot down Gulliver&#8217;s UFO!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/ufo-10925.jpg\" alt=\"Gulliver lies next to his crash-landed UFO in the snow.\" class=\"wp-image-7889\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/ufo-10925.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/ufo-10925-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/ufo-10925-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>I helped Gulliver out by gathering the five missing parts of his ship. In return, he gave me a mermaid statue (for the third time). <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today, Caroline was telling me that sometimes she likes to be treated meanly.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/caroline-mean.jpg\" alt=\"Caroline: Sometimes, I want to be treated mean.\" class=\"wp-image-7891\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/caroline-mean.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/caroline-mean-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/caroline-mean-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>She said she&#8217;s a bad person, and she even spits in her customers&#8217; fast food when they&#8217;re not looking! \ud83d\ude2e<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/caroline-fake.jpg\" alt=\"Caroline: I'm the sort of person who fakes smiles for customers at fast-food restaurants...\" class=\"wp-image-7892\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/caroline-fake.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/caroline-fake-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/caroline-fake-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/caroline-spits.jpg\" alt=\"Caroline: ...and then spits in their food when they're not looking.\" class=\"wp-image-7893\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/caroline-spits.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/caroline-spits-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/caroline-spits-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Remind me not to eat at Caroline&#8217;s restaurant.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>That&#8217;s really eye-opening&#8230;which is quite a feat, considering how huge Caroline&#8217;s eyes are. \ud83d\udc40<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Truffles has been sick with a cold this week, so I gave her some medicine Wednesday, yesterday, and again today.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"299\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/truffles-barfy.jpg\" alt=\"Truffles: I, like, feel all barfy... I hope I didn't catch a cold, snoutie...\" class=\"wp-image-7890\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/truffles-barfy.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/truffles-barfy-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/truffles-barfy-150x112.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t want to see your barf on the floor (or anywhere else). So get well soon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La-Di-Day is coming up on Saturday, and Whitney told me that she wishes that the event lasted longer than a day. She said they should let her sing at least until dawn. \ud83d\ude1b Yesterday, Drift asked me if I have someone hold my feet down when I do sit-ups. He wished he had someone to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/2025\/01\/10\/fast-food-spits\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Fast Food Spits, Metal Hits&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Fast Food Spits, Metal Hits - Jeff&#039;s ACWW Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/acwwblog\/2025\/01\/10\/fast-food-spits\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Fast Food Spits, Metal Hits - Jeff&#039;s ACWW Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"La-Di-Day is coming up on Saturday, and Whitney told me that she wishes that the event lasted longer than a day. 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