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Yesterday, Truffles was talking about how cute she looked in her diamond shirt. She even (falsely) claimed that she spent a fortune on it! \ud83d\ude2e<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Truffles:
That’s hogwash!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

I know it’s not true because I bought it for her myself<\/a>! Whatever “fortune” she’s talking about must be a pig-ment<\/em> of her imagination.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was Tank’s birthday, so I headed over to his party.<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Tank:<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

I gave him a Moai statue that I got from Gulliver a while back. (I’ve been keeping a couple furniture items in my pockets for situations like this.) He seemed to enjoy the gift, and he gave me a black bishop in return. He even said now we’re best friends until the end of the universe!<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Tank:
Soo…until Tuesday or so? \ud83d\ude1b<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Caroline was also at Tank’s party, and she had an interesting idiom about cake. Too bad this game doesn’t even have cake at birthday parties. \ud83d\ude1b\ud83c\udf82<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Caroline:<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Today, Drift was talking about how seeing the frothy sea makes him want to catch some huge fish.<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Drift:
Okay, but how exactly are you going to grab a ship?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

He said it would be a “hot adventure” of fish vs. abs. Drift is a weird dude.<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Drift:<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Whitney seemed really excited about the bear shirt that I gave her last week. It’s nice to see them follow up about things like this. I’m glad she likes it so much! \ud83d\ude0a<\/p>\n\n\n

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\"Whitney:<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

I could only find one of today’s fossils, despite taking an extra walk around town specifically looking for them! I’ll have to try again (and look harder) next time. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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