{"id":598,"date":"2013-01-22T22:34:13","date_gmt":"2013-01-23T03:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/?p=598"},"modified":"2016-03-21T19:26:04","modified_gmt":"2016-03-21T23:26:04","slug":"earthbound-tessie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/2013\/01\/22\/earthbound-tessie\/","title":{"rendered":"Earthbound &#8211; Tessie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Time for an Earthbound update. After rescuing Paula, I had The Runaway Five (a band) take me on their tour bus from Twoson to Threed. They dropped us off and left. The whole town seems to be haunted.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-threed.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-599\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-599\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-threed.jpg\" alt=\"Earthbound - Threed haunted\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-threed.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-threed-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>After following a mysterious woman into a hotel, I found out it was a trap. Ness and Paula were locked in a dungeon of sorts. Fortunately, Paula has some psychic abilities, so she sent a telepathic message to some guy named Jeff (what a weird name). So he sneaks out of his dorm (in the land of Winters) to look for the Loch Ness-style sea monster called Tessie. The Tessie-watchers there were so polite.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-fart.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-600\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-600\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-fart.jpg\" alt=\"Earthbound - Tessie watchers farting\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-fart.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-fart-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>After a night&#8217;s rest, Tessie gave me and my monkey helper a ride to the other side of the lake.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-tessie.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-601\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-601\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-tessie.jpg\" alt=\"Earthbound - Riding Tessie\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-tessie.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-tessie-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>I then went through a mini-dungeon maze known as Brick Road. I then saved my game there.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-brick-road.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-602\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-602\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-brick-road.jpg\" alt=\"Earthbound - Brick Road\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-brick-road.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/eb-brick-road-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time for an Earthbound update. After rescuing Paula, I had The Runaway Five (a band) take me on their tour bus from Twoson to Threed. They dropped us off and left. The whole town seems to be haunted. After following a mysterious woman into a hotel, I found out it was a trap. Ness and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/2013\/01\/22\/earthbound-tessie\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Earthbound &#8211; Tessie&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[33],"class_list":["post-598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-earthbound"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Earthbound - Tessie - Jeff&#039;s Gaming Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/2013\/01\/22\/earthbound-tessie\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Earthbound - Tessie - Jeff&#039;s Gaming Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Time for an Earthbound update. 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