{"id":891,"date":"2016-04-01T16:54:00","date_gmt":"2016-04-01T20:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/?p=891"},"modified":"2016-04-01T16:56:09","modified_gmt":"2016-04-01T20:56:09","slug":"frogger-blogger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/2016\/04\/01\/frogger-blogger\/","title":{"rendered":"Frogger Blogger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ever since I was a wee tadpole, I knew I had one true calling. I wanted to leap to heights never seen. I wanted to be the best Frogger blogger there ever was! So I&#8217;m starting a brand new Frogger blog! This is part one of a 401 part series that is sure to bring some <em>traffic<\/em> to the site. I&#8217;ll be describing every jump, leap, and hop. My frog friends and I will fight our way through freeways fraught with frightful freaks and frothy flooded fjords. I feel we&#8217;re at the forefront of froggy freedom for all!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">But it all starts with a single frog, trying to get home. I began by hopping past cars, trucks, and other nondescript, pixelated vehicles. Why did I go through all that trouble? To get to the other side, of course.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/frogger.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-896\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-896\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/frogger.png\" alt=\"Frogger screenshot for Atari 2600.\" width=\"583\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/frogger.png 583w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/frogger-300x211.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 583px) 85vw, 583px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I then found myself at the river, where I hitched a ride on a turtle&#8217;s back and then jumped onto a log. On that log was a lovely lady frog. She jumped on my back for a ride home. A few hops later, we made it back to her pad. We had insectual relations&#8211;we shared some bugs for lunch and I met her <em>moth<\/em>er. I have a lovely croaking voice, so I gave her a ribbit for her pleasure.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">As I continued my quest, I led the frogs to freedom. One after another. It was a huge success and I made a big splash. Many doubted me, but I toad you I could do it. I don&#8217;t want to bog you down with all the details, because I&#8217;m afraid you&#8217;ll just dissect my story. All I know is that time <em>flies<\/em> when I play this game. I don&#8217;t even mind that it doesn&#8217;t have ana<em>log<\/em> controls.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Now I must <em>pond<\/em>er how to write 400 more Frogger blog entries; I&#8217;m going to be swamped!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Thought for the day: Would Frogger eating <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B00OVV2ODU\/?tag=j09ab-20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Pacman frog food<\/a> be considered game-jumping?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since I was a wee tadpole, I knew I had one true calling. I wanted to leap to heights never seen. I wanted to be the best Frogger blogger there ever was! So I&#8217;m starting a brand new Frogger blog! 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