{"id":916,"date":"2016-04-09T21:07:36","date_gmt":"2016-04-10T01:07:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/?p=916"},"modified":"2016-04-10T17:20:31","modified_gmt":"2016-04-10T21:20:31","slug":"splatoon-funny-moments-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/2016\/04\/09\/splatoon-funny-moments-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Splatoon &#8211; Funny Moments #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">My latest Splatoon video is here: Funny Moments #3. It&#8217;s a compilation of clips showing some funny and interesting things that have happened during online gameplay. It includes some karmic splashdowns, some outright FAILS, and a couple of epic Kraken battles.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"840\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/80As5oMXEY4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Here&#8217;s a brief description of each clip, in case you missed something:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I turn into a Kraken, which apparently frightens my opponent into committing suicide!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I get splatted and then watch as my killer falls into some wet justice.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A bomb gets thrown seemingly out of nowhere and practically lands on my head as I launch an inkstrike.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I leap down to chase someone, but they superjump to freedom despite the sound effect indicating I ran him over.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A bomb wobbles and follows me as I jump down in Moray Towers. I just thought it looked pretty cool.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A Japanese player and I team up as Krakens. We&#8217;re Booyah Buddies.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Two killer wails interlock, with the bad one splatting me. My killer seems to celebrate my death before she herself gets splatted.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My Kraken gets stuck on a wall! I was trying to go around, not up!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">An opposing player somehow goes into a wall! I die trying to run her over.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">An opposing player superjumps away before I can Kraken her. Come back here, chicken!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Another sneaky player superjumps before I can attack.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A player gives up and plunges into the water before time expires.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">An epic Kraken vs. Kraken battle, with a squid on the BBQ?<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">An opposing player jumps to attack me, but falls into the drink.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I move out of the way of a roller just in the nick of time!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A sniper drops a bomb, but also falls into the abyss himself!<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A roller splats me out of nowhere and then goes for an accidental swim.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">My Kraken chases a hopping squid up a conveyor belt.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I get splatted while launching an inkstrike and my killer gets some karma.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I narrowly escape a killer wail and defeat the inkling who fired it.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A Kraken vs. Kraken battle. He <em>almost<\/em> escaped.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I try to run my roller over an inkling while on a grate bridge, but my attacks do no harm.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">I run over a motionless inkling (who I almost didn&#8217;t notice) and then as time expires, a Kraken lands on my head.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">An opponent jumps off a ledge. Reason unknown.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A Kraken attacks me, but I lure it to a grated area, where it plunges to its death.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">A turn of the camera results in an unexpected swim.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Hope you enjoyed the video! If you missed the first two Funny Moments videos (or want to see them again), you can find them <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/2015\/12\/18\/video-splatoon-funny-moments-2\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Looking for a Splatoon <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B00YKMCJ44\/?tag=j09ab-20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">squirt gun<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B011FP4R8E\/?tag=j09ab-20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">wall poster<\/a>, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0136J7QFS\/?tag=j09ab-20\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">squid cushion<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My latest Splatoon video is here: Funny Moments #3. It&#8217;s a compilation of clips showing some funny and interesting things that have happened during online gameplay. It includes some karmic splashdowns, some outright FAILS, and a couple of epic Kraken battles. Here&#8217;s a brief description of each clip, in case you missed something: I turn &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/2016\/04\/09\/splatoon-funny-moments-3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Splatoon &#8211; Funny Moments #3&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-video","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-splatoon","post_format-post-format-video"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Splatoon - Funny Moments #3 - Jeff&#039;s Gaming Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/blog\/2016\/04\/09\/splatoon-funny-moments-3\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Splatoon - Funny Moments #3 - Jeff&#039;s Gaming Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"My latest Splatoon video is here: Funny Moments #3. 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