{"id":10089,"date":"2013-07-15T21:00:31","date_gmt":"2013-07-16T01:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/?p=10089"},"modified":"2016-09-09T21:07:33","modified_gmt":"2016-09-10T01:07:33","slug":"modern-police-station","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2013\/07\/15\/modern-police-station\/","title":{"rendered":"Modern Police Station"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Late last night, Tex was clearly delusional. He said that putting in a parabolic antenna was one of my campaign promises when I ran for mayor! \ud83d\ude2e<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10088\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tex-parabolic-antenna-1.jpg\" alt=\"Tex: You said that if we voted you in as mayor, you'd get our town a parabolic antenna.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tex-parabolic-antenna-1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tex-parabolic-antenna-1-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tex-parabolic-antenna-1-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>But then he realized how wrong he was. But he added the parabolic antenna to the list of available town projects.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10087\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tex-parabolic-antenna-2.jpg\" alt=\"Tex: Oh, now I remember. There wasn't any campaign. Or vote. We sort of forced you to be mayor, right?\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tex-parabolic-antenna-2.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tex-parabolic-antenna-2-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tex-parabolic-antenna-2-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Tonight, I went to see my brand new modern police station!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10086\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/police-station.jpg\" alt=\"My new modern police station PWP!\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/police-station.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/police-station-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/police-station-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>And inside, I met Copper the police dog.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10085\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/copper.jpg\" alt=\"Copper: Officer Copper reporting for duty! I pledge to serve and protect the citizens of Forest, sir!\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/copper.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/copper-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/copper-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>I then went to work at the Roost. I got Tabby&#8217;s coffee perfect, and she was talking about her famous Jeff dancing moves??<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10084\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tabby-jeff-dancing-moves.jpg\" alt=\"Tabby: Ooh, I feel some of my famous Jeff dance moves coming on!\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tabby-jeff-dancing-moves.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tabby-jeff-dancing-moves-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/tabby-jeff-dancing-moves-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A camper was in town, so I went in to see who it was. It was Whitney the wolf. Is it just me, or do her eyes look <em>in-tents<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10083\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/whitney-camper.jpg\" alt=\"Whitney: Hey, are you from around here?\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/whitney-camper.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/whitney-camper-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/whitney-camper-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Speaking of &#8220;Jeff dance moves,&#8221; I tried out my Shrunk funk shuffle on Whitney, and she danced with me! Awesome!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10082\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/whitney-danced-with-me.jpg\" alt=\"I dance with Whitney in the tent at the campsite.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/whitney-danced-with-me.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/whitney-danced-with-me-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/whitney-danced-with-me-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>She asked me if she should move into Forest&#8230;I wasn&#8217;t sure, so I didn&#8217;t answer right away. She&#8217;s pretty cool, but she&#8217;s not one of my favorites. Still, I told her to move in. However, she wasn&#8217;t convinced. Perhaps the forty-three seconds that had passed gave her <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">paws<\/span> pause. Or maybe she just wanted her privacy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10081\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/whitney-no-move-in.jpg\" alt=\"Whitney: Forest is great, but I have a soft spot for my hometown. Sorry!\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/whitney-no-move-in.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/whitney-no-move-in-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/whitney-no-move-in-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Today&#8217;s gem rock gave me a gold nugget. I had two in my house already, so I took the three of them to Re-Tail, where Cyrus was able to combine them into golden furniture. More on that later.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">When I was done in town, I headed up to Main Street. All four of my fossils were duplicates (as usual), but I realized my balloon furniture exhibit at the museum didn&#8217;t have a title yet. So I gave it one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10080\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/u-want-balloons.jpg\" alt=\"Sign: U Want Balloons exhibit by Jeff.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/u-want-balloons.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/u-want-balloons-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/u-want-balloons-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>And at Nook Homes, I noticed an arched astro door on sale. My house has the astro exterior, but not the door to go with it. That will change as of tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10079\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/arched-astro-door.jpg\" alt=\"Tom Nook: That arched astro door is a sample used for door renovations.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/arched-astro-door.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/arched-astro-door-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/arched-astro-door-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>After that, I went back to town hall, where Isabelle teleported me to the modern police station. This is the best police station opening ceremony I&#8217;ve ever attended!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10078\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/police-station-celebration.jpg\" alt=\"Everyone fires party poppers at the completion ceremony for the modern police station PWP.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/police-station-celebration.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/police-station-celebration-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/police-station-celebration-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Sources say my town was still underdeveloped, so I decided to put in a yellow bench. I chose a spot near my wind turbine and in front of town hall.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10077\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/bench-location.jpg\" alt=\"The spot I picked out for my yellow bench, near my wind turbine.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/bench-location.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/bench-location-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/bench-location-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>It was only 30,000 bells, so I took the money out of <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">the banana stand<\/span> my pockets and paid it off. Isabelle will build the yellow bench by tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10076\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/bench-paid-off.jpg\" alt=\"Isabelle: We've met our collection goal for the yellow bench project! It should be complete tomorrow!\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/bench-paid-off.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/bench-paid-off-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/bench-paid-off-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><em>\u266b Big yellow bench, big yellow bench, meet me down at the big yellow bench. \u266a<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I then returned to Re-Tail, where Cyrus had a big golden clock with my name on it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10075\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/golden-clock.jpg\" alt=\"The golden clock I got from Cyrus, on display in my basement.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/golden-clock.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/golden-clock-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/golden-clock-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>That&#8217;s all for today, but check back tomorrow for more!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Late last night, Tex was clearly delusional. He said that putting in a parabolic antenna was one of my campaign promises when I ran for mayor! \ud83d\ude2e But then he realized how wrong he was. But he added the parabolic antenna to the list of available town projects. Tonight, I went to see my brand &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2013\/07\/15\/modern-police-station\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Modern Police Station<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Modern Police Station - Jeff&#039;s New Leaf Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2013\/07\/15\/modern-police-station\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Modern Police Station - Jeff&#039;s New Leaf Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Late last night, Tex was clearly delusional. 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