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Now that St. Patrick’s Day<\/del> Shamrock Day is over, I went to Shampoodle to change my hair back to its normal color. I used this helpful hair guide<\/a> to make sure I got it right.<\/p>\n

\"Harriet:I got a letter from Rodeo in the mail today. He sent me a gift that reminded him of me. He even suggested that I might have been one of these items in a previous life??<\/p>\n

\"Jeff...So of course, that made me curious. What did he think of me? So I checked the attached item…<\/p>\n

\"AA stepladder? Is he saying people walk all over me? Wow, how rude. Well, I don’t need to be a stepladder to be above you. Especially when you’re underground.<\/p>\n

\"Rodeo
Can you get out OK? Or do you need a stepladder?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I didn’t help him out, but I did talk to him to laugh at his misfortune. \ud83d\ude1b He was sweating out of both of his nostrils. Gross.<\/p>\n

\"Rodeo:<\/p>\n

My recent dream visitors have been Autumn from Maybell, Allie from Pinktree, Poppy from Rosewood, and Xavier from Quigley. Thanks for visiting!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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