{"id":12483,"date":"2017-04-18T22:43:02","date_gmt":"2017-04-19T02:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/?p=12483"},"modified":"2017-04-19T18:38:29","modified_gmt":"2017-04-19T22:38:29","slug":"stop-sending-me-toilets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2017\/04\/18\/stop-sending-me-toilets\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop Sending Me Toilets!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">On Saturday, Lily sent me this letter in the mail. She sent me a gift, but she was too embarrassed to give it to me in person. Uh-oh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12484\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/lily-letter.jpg\" alt=\"For Jeff. Shhh! I'm too embarrassed to give this to you face-to-face, so I'm sending it along with this letter. You'll have to open it up to see what's inside. Just don't tell anyone else! -Red faced, Lily\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/lily-letter.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/lily-letter-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/lily-letter-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>So I checked the item, and it was&#8230;a super toilet! Great! Just what my SuperTurd needed!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12485\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/super-toilet.jpg\" alt=\"A super toilet that was attached to a letter from Lily.\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/super-toilet.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/super-toilet-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/super-toilet-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>Yesterday was Easter (Bunny Day), so I met up with Zipper T. Bunny over at the event plaza.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12486\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170416_HNI_0089.jpg\" alt=\"Zipper: Let's look for eggs! Let's look for eggs! They're hiding, so hunt if you dare!\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170416_HNI_0089.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170416_HNI_0089-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170416_HNI_0089-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>I&#8217;ve participated in the holiday several times before, so I had no intentions of collecting the entire egg set again. But I did dig up the buried eggs and smashed the extra rocks as well.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12487\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170417_HNI_0091.jpg\" alt=\"Two rocks next to each other on Bunny Day.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170417_HNI_0091.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170417_HNI_0091-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170417_HNI_0091-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>I ate the eggs I collected, sold the candy that was inside, and redeemed my winning tickets for several pieces of egg furniture. I put them into storage, to be sold when furniture goes on premium at Re-Tail.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">But even without selling the egg furniture yet, my balance reached 95 million bells!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12488\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170418_HNI_0099.jpg\" alt=\"Your current balance is 95,000,000 bells.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170418_HNI_0099.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170418_HNI_0099-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170418_HNI_0099-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Today, I got another letter in the mail. From Aurora this time. She sent me the &#8220;perfect present,&#8221; which she was really confident that I&#8217;d love.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12489\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/aurora-letter.jpg\" alt=\"A surprise for Jeff! I know this is out of the blue, but the other day I found the perfect present for you. This time I'm confident you'll like it. Really confident! ...I kept the receipt. Let me know. -Hopefully yours, Aurora\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/aurora-letter.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/aurora-letter-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/aurora-letter-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>I opened it up&#8230;and it was a potty! What is with my villagers? April Fools&#8217; Day is over. <strong>Stop sending me toilets!<\/strong><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_12490\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12490\" style=\"width: 320px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-12490 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/potty.jpg\" alt=\"A potty in my inventory.\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/potty.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/potty-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/potty-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-12490\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I guess I&#8217;m being a potty pooper.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Agent S told me she received a package by accident. It was addressed to Vivian, so Agent S asked me to take it to her. No problem. Once I made the delivery, Vivian told me it was a bamboo shoot that she had ordered.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12491\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170418_HNI_0014.jpg\" alt=\"Vivian: Oh, that's right! I ordered a bamboo shoot.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170418_HNI_0014.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170418_HNI_0014-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170418_HNI_0014-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>But the problem was that she had already purchased another one, and she had no need for the 2nd one. So she offered to sell it to me for 2,579 bells! No way! They&#8217;re not worth that much, and I could easily get them right out of the ground anyway! When I told her I wasn&#8217;t interested, she said maybe she&#8217;ll just wear them as earrings.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_12492\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12492\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-12492 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170418_HNI_0016.jpg\" alt=\"Vivian: No? But what will I do with two of them? Well, I guess I can always wear them as earrings.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170418_HNI_0016.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170418_HNI_0016-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/20170418_HNI_0016-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-12492\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Now that, I&#8217;d like to see.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">My recent dream visitors have been Blossem from Twilight, Val from Twoson, Evie from Llama, Star from Hilo, and Emily from Hyrule. Thanks for stopping by!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday, Lily sent me this letter in the mail. She sent me a gift, but she was too embarrassed to give it to me in person. Uh-oh&#8230; So I checked the item, and it was&#8230;a super toilet! Great! Just what my SuperTurd needed! Yesterday was Easter (Bunny Day), so I met up with Zipper &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2017\/04\/18\/stop-sending-me-toilets\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Stop Sending Me Toilets!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Stop Sending Me Toilets! - Jeff&#039;s New Leaf Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2017\/04\/18\/stop-sending-me-toilets\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Stop Sending Me Toilets! - Jeff&#039;s New Leaf Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"On Saturday, Lily sent me this letter in the mail. 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Shhh! I'm too embarrassed to give this to you face-to-face, so I'm sending it along with this letter. You'll have to open it up to see what's inside. 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