{"id":12675,"date":"2017-06-02T23:59:35","date_gmt":"2017-06-03T03:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/?p=12675"},"modified":"2017-06-03T01:23:23","modified_gmt":"2017-06-03T05:23:23","slug":"late-night-chats-with-bob-boots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2017\/06\/02\/late-night-chats-with-bob-boots\/","title":{"rendered":"Late Night Chats with Bob & Boots"},"content":{"rendered":"

When I visited Aurora tonight, she was talking about the men’s toilet in her house. She tried to say that she ordered it by mistake!<\/p>\n

\"Aurora:That is a total lie<\/strong>. She got the toilet from ME, on Wednesday<\/a>!<\/p>\n

I spoke with Boots outside, and he was looking really tired. He seemed to be ready for bed.<\/p>\n

\"Boots:
As you can see from this picture, fireflies are now in season for the rest of June.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

When I visited Bob, I was surprised to see he had a date over! Vivian was there with him, as Bob glared at me through his aquarium. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

\"VivianApparently, he’s got his hands full.<\/p>\n

\"Bob:When I went back outside, I ran into Boots again. He didn’t take his own advice to sleep, and he was still walking around like a zombie. At least that may explain what he said next.<\/p>\n

\"Boots:
Go home, you’re drunk.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Bob’s date must have ended, because I found him outside alone. He asked me for an eel that he let get away.<\/p>\n

\"Bob:I happened to see an eel in the river just a minute or two later, so I caught it for him. He rewarded me with a stepladder.<\/p>\n

I caught some bugs (including a few bees) and gathered up some fruit from around town. After selling it all, I put my bells in the bank. My balance has now reached 98 million bells!<\/p>\n

\"Your<\/p>\n

My recent dream visitors have been Heston from King Boo and Abbey from Abbville. Thanks for stopping by, and have a great weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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