{"id":16827,"date":"2022-05-27T23:17:59","date_gmt":"2022-05-28T03:17:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/?p=16827"},"modified":"2022-05-27T23:20:51","modified_gmt":"2022-05-28T03:20:51","slug":"pearls-before-swine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2022\/05\/27\/pearls-before-swine\/","title":{"rendered":"Pearls Before Swine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>When I visited Inkwell on Monday, he was showing off his &#8220;spankin&#8217;-new&#8221; super toilet. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220523_HNI_0062.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16828\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220523_HNI_0062.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220523_HNI_0062-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220523_HNI_0062-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Of course, he was trying to talk me into buying it from him&#8230;at a price of 1,584 bells. When I&#8217;m trying to earn someone&#8217;s villager picture, I&#8217;ll do almost anything for them (except collect petition signatures or catch a fish\/bug that&#8217;s not available). So I bought the toilet from him. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I later regifted the toilet to Molly when she asked me for some furniture. In return, she gave me a tennis table.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220523_HNI_0065.jpg\" alt=\"Molly: Oh, a super toilet! Nice!\" class=\"wp-image-16830\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220523_HNI_0065.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220523_HNI_0065-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220523_HNI_0065-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption>It&#8217;s spankin&#8217; new!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Cube was sitting on the bench near town hall, and he asked me to join him. I gladly did just that, and I watched the geyser almost touch the moon. \ud83c\udf19<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220523_HNI_0068.jpg\" alt=\"Cube and Jeff sit on the bench.\" class=\"wp-image-16829\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220523_HNI_0068.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220523_HNI_0068-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220523_HNI_0068-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Yesterday, Graham the hamster was camping at the campsite. Even though I have an open spot in town, I didn&#8217;t invite him here.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220526_HNI_0070.jpg\" alt=\"Graham, at the campsite: Hey, I'm here visiting town! I'm Graham, and I'm just enjoying my camping trip.\" class=\"wp-image-16838\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220526_HNI_0070.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220526_HNI_0070-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220526_HNI_0070-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>My two penguins were having a discussion about food. Cube asked Aurora why she never shares her homemade snacks with him. Aurora wondered how Cube knew she cooked, and he said that he could smell it from a mile away. Aurora said that the artistic presentation of her banana bread would be lost on Cube. <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220526_HNI_0081.jpg\" alt=\"Aurora: I can see my artistic presentation would be lost on you...like setting pearls before swine.\" class=\"wp-image-16839\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220526_HNI_0081.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220526_HNI_0081-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220526_HNI_0081-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Yeowch, that is harsh. Aurora then ended the conversation, saying she had a headache. I never knew Aurora was such a savage.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220526_HNI_0083.jpg\" alt=\"Aurora: Excuse me. I have a sudden headache to deal with.\" class=\"wp-image-16840\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220526_HNI_0083.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220526_HNI_0083-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220526_HNI_0083-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Today, I found Saharah in town, right next to my house. I hired her to put in some new wallpaper and carpeting, and she installed a ranch wall and modern wood flooring.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220527_HNI_0084.jpg\" alt=\"A ranch wall and modern wood flooring in my New Leaf house.\" class=\"wp-image-16841\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220527_HNI_0084.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220527_HNI_0084-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220527_HNI_0084-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>I ran into Cube tonight, and he said that holes in socks aren&#8217;t cool, but holes in pants are awesome. He&#8217;s a weird dude.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220527_HNI_0086.jpg\" alt=\"Cube: Holes in socks aren't cool, but holes in pants are awesome!\" class=\"wp-image-16842\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220527_HNI_0086.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220527_HNI_0086-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/20220527_HNI_0086-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption>I disagree completely.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>If you haven&#8217;t yet seen my annual slideshow that I posted earlier this month, here it is: The 9th Year in Pictures.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Animal Crossing: New Leaf - The 9th Year in Pictures\" width=\"660\" height=\"371\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/d7h6hTh7sAY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>According to Luna, my recent dream visitors include Drake from Doborage and Sunbeam from Arcadia. 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