{"id":17053,"date":"2022-09-30T21:56:42","date_gmt":"2022-10-01T01:56:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/?p=17053"},"modified":"2022-09-30T21:56:43","modified_gmt":"2022-10-01T01:56:43","slug":"dude-youre-an-octopus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2022\/09\/30\/dude-youre-an-octopus\/","title":{"rendered":"Dude! You&#8217;re an Octopus!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>On Tuesday, Inkwell told me he was looking for something about the same size as his eel.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220927_HNI_0083.jpg\" alt=\"Inkwell: I'm looking for something about as big as my eel.\" class=\"wp-image-17054\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220927_HNI_0083.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220927_HNI_0083-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220927_HNI_0083-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>So I showed him my soft-shelled turtle, and he was surprised at how small it was!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220927_HNI_0084.jpg\" alt=\"Inkwell: It's smaller than I thought.\" class=\"wp-image-17055\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220927_HNI_0084.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220927_HNI_0084-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220927_HNI_0084-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><figcaption>Excuse me?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>So I gave him a balloon sofa that I shot down from a balloon present, and he loved it. He rewarded me with a kiddie table.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yesterday, Cherry told me she&#8217;s heard I&#8217;m a pro listener! I&#8217;m just glad I&#8217;m not a bell-pincher any more (at least for the moment). \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220929_HNI_0093.jpg\" alt=\"Cherry: Everyone's saying Jeff is quite the pro listener!\" class=\"wp-image-17056\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220929_HNI_0093.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220929_HNI_0093-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220929_HNI_0093-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Later on, I listened to her when she suggested I join her on the bench.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220929_HNI_0097.jpg\" alt=\"Cherry and Jeff sitting on the bench.\" class=\"wp-image-17057\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220929_HNI_0097.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220929_HNI_0097-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220929_HNI_0097-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Today, Inkwell was talking about wet suits. He seemed disappointed that they don&#8217;t make wet suits that would fit him. I was thinking&#8230; &#8220;<em>Dude! You&#8217;re an octopus!<\/em> You don&#8217;t need a wet suit to swim and dive!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220930_HNI_0003.jpg\" alt=\"Inkwell: But I don't think they make a wet suit that can contain my muscular form.\" class=\"wp-image-17058\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220930_HNI_0003.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220930_HNI_0003-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220930_HNI_0003-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Gulliver was down on the beach, talking about Big Ben. So I knew he was headed to England, and he&#8217;ll be sending me a gift in the mail.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220930_HNI_0011.jpg\" alt=\"Gulliver: ...England! That's it! That's the country I was headed to!\" class=\"wp-image-17059\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220930_HNI_0011.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220930_HNI_0011-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220930_HNI_0011-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Molly asked me for a shark, which is no easy task to complete. But in my case, it <em>was <\/em>easy&#8230;because I had one in my dock storage! I promptly took it back to Molly, and she was impressed.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220930_HNI_0013.jpg\" alt=\"Molly: Wow! A shark! This must have been tricky to catch. Thank you!\" class=\"wp-image-17060\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220930_HNI_0013.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220930_HNI_0013-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/20220930_HNI_0013-250x150.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>She rewarded me with another copy of her photo, which was a nice gesture. Unfortunately, I still haven&#8217;t had any luck getting photos from Inkwell, Cube, Cherry, or Jeremiah. Maybe one of these years. Inkwell is especially taking a long time; he&#8217;s been in Forest for almost two years!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cherry said she was thinking about leaving town, but I made her change her mind. It&#8217;s far too soon to even be thinking about that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>According to Luna, my recent dream visitors include Jade from Pineroot and Susgus from Susville. Thanks for stopping by, and I&#8217;ll see you all next time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Tuesday, Inkwell told me he was looking for something about the same size as his eel. So I showed him my soft-shelled turtle, and he was surprised at how small it was! So I gave him a balloon sofa that I shot down from a balloon present, and he loved it. He rewarded me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2022\/09\/30\/dude-youre-an-octopus\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dude! 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