{"id":4275,"date":"2014-09-04T20:42:42","date_gmt":"2014-09-05T00:42:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/?p=4275"},"modified":"2016-05-12T20:45:19","modified_gmt":"2016-05-13T00:45:19","slug":"garden-gnomes-have-rights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2014\/09\/04\/garden-gnomes-have-rights\/","title":{"rendered":"Garden Gnomes Have Rights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">There was a tent at the campsite today, and I went inside to see the <em>sweet <\/em>rhino Merengue.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4276\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0047.jpg\" alt=\"Merengue: I just love cooking things over a campfire. There's something about the taste of charred lima beans.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0047.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0047-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0047-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Up at the Dream Suite, Luna told me that Stephen from Gilead recently visited my dream town. And at the museum, I took my mystic statue and donated it to the art gallery. It was real, but I pretty much already knew that. The version without the flat top was the very first piece of art I ever bought in New Leaf, and I remembered that one was fake. Here is the real one in my museum:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4277\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0049.jpg\" alt=\"The real mystic statue in my museum.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0049.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0049-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0049-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Gulliver was down on the beach, talking about the country that&#8217;s shaped like a boot. Obviously, that would be Italy. He&#8217;ll be sending me a gift from there tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4278\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0050.jpg\" alt=\"Gulliver: All right, so the country I wanted to visit is very long and sort of shaped like a boot! Just like I wear!\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0050.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0050-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0050-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Wendy came over to shop, wearing a cool new outfit.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4279\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0052.jpg\" alt=\"Wendy from Pawnee has just arrived in Forest.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0052.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0052-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0052-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>She also jokingly tried to throw her axe into the fountain. Fortunately, there&#8217;s no Serena in New Leaf.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4280\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0054.jpg\" alt=\"Wendy trying to throw her axe in the fountain.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0054.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0054-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0054-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>I held a small giveaway and I took ten hybrid flowers to the winner, Courtney from the town of Stoked.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4281\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0057.jpg\" alt=\"Courtney: Thank you so much!\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0057.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0057-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0057-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Back in Forest, Molly asked me to collect signatures for a petition called &#8220;Garden Gnomes Have Rights.&#8221; Madisyn invited me to her town, so I decided to collect the signatures there. Her friend Laile was there at first, but she left right away. Then I was greeted by Batgirl.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4282\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0062.jpg\" alt=\"Madisyn dressed as Batgirl.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0062.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0062-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0062-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>I began hunting down her villagers. But this one was just frightening. If a rainbow ever vomited on a sheep, this is what it might look like.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4283\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0064.jpg\" alt=\"Pietro's house.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0064.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0064-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0064-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Madisyn had a gift for me. It was something that Croque gave her, but she figured I&#8217;d get more use out of it than she would.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4284\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0067.jpg\" alt=\"Madisyn gives me a men's toilet.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0067.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0067-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0067-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Speaking of Croque, he provided the sixth and final signature that I needed. I can&#8217;t help but wonder what the point of petitions is, when every villager supports every single cause. If everyone already supports every issue, why is a petition even needed in the first place?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4285\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0069.jpg\" alt=\"Garden Gnomes Have Rights petition signatures: Pietro, Dizzy, Grizzly, Willow, Ava, Croque.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0069.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0069-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0069-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>We went to the Roost to get some coffee.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4286\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0074.jpg\" alt=\"Madisyn: BEAN ME.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0074.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0074-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0074-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>And Madisyn was making her pooping face???<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4287\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0075.jpg\" alt=\"Madisyn: Looks like I'm pooping.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0075.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0075-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0075-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>I got a few masks out of my locker, and I think the demon cow mask freaked her out.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4288\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0081.jpg\" alt=\"Madisyn: WTF\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0081.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0081-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0081-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>I also had a green pumpkin head, and I was wearing it when I ate a famous mushroom in Re-Tail.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4289\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0084.jpg\" alt=\"A giant green Jeff-o'-lantern.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0084.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0084-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0084-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>I left after a while and returned to Forest. I gave Molly the completed petition and she rewarded me with the moon.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4290\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0087.jpg\" alt=\"Molly: It's a moon.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0087.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0087-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140904_HNI_0087-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a tent at the campsite today, and I went inside to see the sweet rhino Merengue. Up at the Dream Suite, Luna told me that Stephen from Gilead recently visited my dream town. 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