{"id":4908,"date":"2014-07-21T20:36:59","date_gmt":"2014-07-22T00:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/?p=4908"},"modified":"2016-05-29T03:42:23","modified_gmt":"2016-05-29T07:42:23","slug":"a-helpful-death-a-smelly-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2014\/07\/21\/a-helpful-death-a-smelly-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"A Helpful Death &#038; A Smelly Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tonight, Agent S tried to tell me she was moving out of town on July 26th. Ha!<em> You&#8217;re not going anywhere!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4909\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0019.jpg\" alt=\"Agent S: Right now it's looking like I'll go on the 26th of this month. Don't get me wrong, I love this place.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0019.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0019-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0019-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>After making my rounds, I headed up to the Dream Suite. Luna told me that Wren from Bag End was my most recent dream visitor. I decided to make a dream visit of my own, so I went to a Smelly town.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4910\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0022.jpg\" alt=\"Luna: Welcome to the world of dreams. Right now, you are having a dream of a sleepy town called Smelly.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0022.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0022-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0022-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>It was a town suggested to me back in November. That tells you how far behind I am on visiting suggested dreams. The mayor, Pen, looked a bit like a gnome.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4911\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0024.jpg\" alt=\"Pen: I look awesome.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0024.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0024-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0024-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Okay, an <em>awesome<\/em> gnome. If you say so.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Honestly, the town wasn&#8217;t very developed. There weren&#8217;t many public works projects, there was only one house, and there were no paths and not many flowers. There wasn&#8217;t much to see, really. But I did like this mini-arcade in the basement of the house.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4912\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0023.jpg\" alt=\"A small arcade.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0023.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0023-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0023-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Before long, I woke up from my dream and returned to Forest. Over by the Roost, I saw a scorpion! There wasn&#8217;t much space to maneuver, since I was pinned against the river, but I got my net out. Unfortunately, I wasn&#8217;t far enough away from the scorpion and he charged at me&#8211;and got me!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4913\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0025.jpg\" alt=\"Me passing out after a scorpion attack.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0025.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0025-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0025-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>My corpse nearly fell in the river, but not quite. I reappeared by my house. I was headed to Re-Tail to sell some stuff anyway, so my death actually provided me with a handy shortcut.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Later on, Fyree came over to sell some turnips in my town. Reese was only paying 117 bells, and it&#8217;s only Monday, so I was a bit surprised that he wanted to sell for that price so early in the week. But he wanted to make sure he at least made a small profit, so I opened my gate.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4914\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0026.jpg\" alt=\"Fyree from n00btown has just arrived in Forest.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0026.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0026-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0026-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4915\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0027.jpg\" alt=\"Fyree speaks with Reese to sell some turnips.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0027.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0027-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/20140721_HNI_0027-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, Agent S tried to tell me she was moving out of town on July 26th. Ha! You&#8217;re not going anywhere! After making my rounds, I headed up to the Dream Suite. Luna told me that Wren from Bag End was my most recent dream visitor. I decided to make a dream visit of my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2014\/07\/21\/a-helpful-death-a-smelly-dream\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Helpful Death &#038; A Smelly Dream<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>A Helpful Death &amp; A Smelly Dream - Jeff&#039;s New Leaf Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2014\/07\/21\/a-helpful-death-a-smelly-dream\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"A Helpful Death &amp; A Smelly Dream - Jeff&#039;s New Leaf Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Tonight, Agent S tried to tell me she was moving out of town on July 26th. 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