{"id":8291,"date":"2013-11-14T22:00:20","date_gmt":"2013-11-15T03:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/?p=8291"},"modified":"2016-08-10T22:20:00","modified_gmt":"2016-08-11T02:20:00","slug":"falling-on-my-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2013\/11\/14\/falling-on-my-face\/","title":{"rendered":"Falling On My Face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Tonight, Rolf tried to tell me he was moving out on the 18th of this month. Guess again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8292\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/rolf-leaving-11-14-13.jpg\" alt=\"Rolf: It's not that I've started to hate Forest or anything though. It's actually pretty nice here!\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/rolf-leaving-11-14-13.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/rolf-leaving-11-14-13-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/rolf-leaving-11-14-13-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>For some reason, I kept tripping and falling on my face tonight.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8293\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/falling-11-14-13.jpg\" alt=\"Falling on my face at the event plaza.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/falling-11-14-13.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/falling-11-14-13-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/falling-11-14-13-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>I&#8217;ll be right with you, just let me tie my shoe real quick&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8294\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tie-shoe.jpg\" alt=\"Me on my knees as I was standing up after falling.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tie-shoe.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tie-shoe-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tie-shoe-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Saharah was in town, and I was foolish enough to <strong>pay her<\/strong> to do this to my house:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8295\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/saharah-11-15-13.jpg\" alt=\"A citrus wall and tent rug that Saharah installed in my house.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/saharah-11-15-13.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/saharah-11-15-13-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/saharah-11-15-13-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A citrus wall and a tent rug? It&#8217;s like she squirted lemon juice in my eyes and then puked on my floor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Luna told me that Charlott from LEEDS was my most recent dream visitor, and Reese told me that today&#8217;s turnip price was only 75 bells.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I also found out that my scenic painting was real! However&#8230;I&#8217;ve made a huge mistake. I already had a scenic painting in my museum! Oops. I forgot to add it to my list, so that&#8217;s why I didn&#8217;t realize I already had it. So I put it up for sale in my Re-Tail. If any of my visitors tomorrow wants to buy it, they can.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8296\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/selling-scenic.jpg\" alt=\"Reese: All right then, I'll stick a price tag of 3,900 bells on this item.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/selling-scenic.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/selling-scenic-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/selling-scenic-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>After I finished up in my town, I went to a friend&#8217;s town. I quickly got lost.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8297\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/deadend.jpg\" alt=\"Pumpkin-head Jeff at a dead end cliff.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/deadend.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/deadend-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/deadend-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>I also met Lucky (are you my mummy?), who mentioned not seeing my face before. He actually still hasn&#8217;t seen it, since I&#8217;m wearing a pumpkin head.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8298\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/lucky-face.jpg\" alt=\"Lucky: I don't think I've seen your face before.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/lucky-face.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/lucky-face-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/lucky-face-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>While I was there, I sold a bunch of my perfect peaches that had been accumulating in my pockets.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8299\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/soldpp87k.jpg\" alt=\"Reese: Well then...I could probably part with 87,000 bells for all of it, if that sounds OK with you?\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/soldpp87k.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/soldpp87k-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/soldpp87k-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>I then went down the town&#8217;s brown <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">buttcrack<\/span> ramp.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8300\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/buttramp.jpg\" alt=\"Going down a ramp between two cliffs that resemble a butt.\" width=\"400\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/buttramp.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/buttramp-250x150.jpg 250w, https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/buttramp-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, Rolf tried to tell me he was moving out on the 18th of this month. Guess again. For some reason, I kept tripping and falling on my face tonight. I&#8217;ll be right with you, just let me tie my shoe real quick&#8230; Saharah was in town, and I was foolish enough to pay her &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2013\/11\/14\/falling-on-my-face\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Falling On My Face<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Falling On My Face - Jeff&#039;s New Leaf Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jvgs.net\/newleafblog\/2013\/11\/14\/falling-on-my-face\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Falling On My Face - Jeff&#039;s New Leaf Blog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Tonight, Rolf tried to tell me he was moving out on the 18th of this month. 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