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Today, Kidd was telling me about things that can appear in the sky. Like the rolling clouds in summer, the northern lights in winter, and…Superman?<\/p>\n

\"Kidd:And Rolf was telling me he wanted to dig some tunnels, because digging holes is in a man’s nature. There are so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. For one thing, digging holes sounds like something that would be in a dog’s nature. And Rolf isn’t a dog or a man, he’s a tiger. So I’m all sorts of confused.<\/p>\n

\"Rolf:Meanwhile, Canberra asked me how her clothes looked on her. I chose the “…” option, and she took that to mean I was staring at her. Uhh, I don’t think so.<\/p>\n

\"Canberra:Over by town hall, Tabby asked me why I was holding a shovel. She asked if it was because I was going to dig a bunch of pitfalls. I hadn’t been planning on it, but that’s a great idea!<\/p>\n

\"Tabby:So I did. Since it was her idea, I decided to let Tabby enjoy it firsthand.<\/p>\n

\"Tabby:Despite my kindness, she was in a bad mood. She’s so unappreciative.<\/p>\n

\"Tabby:
Did you hear that, everyone? Tabby is threatening me!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I decided to escape her negativity and head on over to Teddy’s house. It’s Teddy’s birthday today! Aurora was helping him celebrate.<\/p>\n

\"AuroraTeddy thanked me for coming, and I gave him my ruby polka-dot sofa as a birthday present.<\/p>\n

\"Teddy:He said days like this make him appreciate his bros and ladybros. Uhh, whatever you say.<\/p>\n

\"Teddy:Once I left Teddy’s birthday party, I saw Canberra again. She told me to take a cactus off of her hands. Too bad she meant it figuratively, not literally. I would have enjoyed seeing a cactus stuck to her. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

\"Canberra:I then finished up my day by doing my shopping on Main Street. I’ll be back with more tomorrow. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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