Rain Rain Go Away

Late last night, I was looking for bugs in the rain and I heard a balloon present overhead. But it wasn’t a regular present, it was another silver slingshot! I’m not sure why I would need a second one, but I shot it down anyway.

A silver slingshot, on two silver balloons, floats overhead in the rain.And even though I didn’t catch any new July bugs in the short time that I played last night, I did catch a new fish: an arapaima!

I caught an arapaima! And it looks like it's in its prime-a!When I started up the game today, it was still raining. This rain is seriously annoying. So I headed over to the cafe. Before working my shift, I said hello to Aurora, who was enjoying her coffee.

Aurora: A warm drink in good company helps melt away the stress of the day. I'll sleep well tonight!Back out in the rain, I saw Rory. He said he wanted his face on a bag of chips… I don’t think anyone would buy those chips, Rory.

Rory: I want my face on a bag of chips...He also had a flea on him, so I was nice enough to catch it.

Crazy Redd was in town, so I went in his tent to see what he had. I wasn’t sure which item was the correct one, but I took a chance on a famous painting again. Hopefully it’ll be the real thing this time.

Redd: I dare ya to say no to somethin' this nice at a price as crazy as 3,920 bells! Straight up dare!And over by the town tree, Katt was ranting about something or other. I wasn’t paying much attention to her blabbering until she called herself pretty cool! Hahahaha, thanks for the laugh, Katt! 😀

Katt: Can you believe it? I mean, I'm pretty cool. I'm just not rich! But why say something so rude?But apparently, she was asking for some furniture to put in her house. I was going to see if I could give her a gyroid I had dug out of the ground, but then I saw that the flea I plucked off of Rory was an item I was able to give her! Yes! Take that! I feed Katt lemons and make her use fleas as furniture. I’m such a good friend and mayor! 😉

Katt: A flea?! As a decoration? Well...I guess so...And since Rolf was there, I talked to him too. But he insulted guys who don’t use umbrellas in the rain. -.-

Nowadays, nobody values guys who refuse to use umbrellas in the rain.After that, I headed up to Main Street. In Club LOL, Shrunk taught me the “cold chill” emotion. It’s the one where the wind blows and the leaf flies by. ♪ cold chill ♪

Shrunk: My Cold Chill Joke is just the thing to CURE what ails you!Over at T.I.Y., the song Steep Hill was for sale. It’s one of my favorites, so I definitely snatched it up.

Tommy: Ah, Steep Hill! A fine item, yes?The Able Sisters had a space helmet for sale. I bought it so I’d have it in my catalog, in case I dress up as an astronaut at some point in the future. It is curious that Labelle considers it to be “sporty” though.

Labelle: Oh, wow! That sporty look is very nice on you!And before I wrapped up my evening, I talked to Tabby for some reason. At least she seems to realize she belongs in a toilet. 😉

Tabby: All this rain is making me feel like I'm totally circling the drain. Make it stop, Jeff!

Tabby’s Favorite Makeup

At Club LOL today, I finally got the shock emotion from Shrunk! I’m really glad to have it.

Shrunk: My Shocked Joke is just the thing to CURE what ails you!After collecting my four daily fossils, I found a lost item on the beach. I went around asking Katt, Rolf, Molly, Tex, Benedict, and Rory, but it didn’t belong to any of them. Aurora was in Re-Tail, but it wouldn’t let me ask her about it. So I barged into Fuchsia’s house, and she thought it was a raid!

Fuchsia: ...Man, I thought this was some kind of daring nighttime raid or some crazy thing like that. Uh-huh!What is she growing in here that she fears a raid? Hmmm…

Well the lost item wasn’t hers, but I gave her a gift from Molly. She thanked me and gave me a lemon. A lemon. Really?

Pashmina hands me a lemon in her house.I kid, but a foreign fruit from a villager is actually a nice reward. It’s no snack bar, but I’ll take it.

As for the lost item, I had to think to figure out who I hadn’t asked yet. Oh no…Tabby. I hadn’t seen Tabby around town, so I headed over to her house. Her light wasn’t on, but Tabby was home. And thankfully, the lost item was hers.

Tabby: Wow! I thought I'd lost my schmancy pouch forever!She said it was full of her favorite makeup!

Tabby: I keep my favorite makeup inside, so I'm glad to get this back, Jeff!Just look at that face…

Tabby: I'd better try harder not to lose my things when walking around!As thanks, she gave me a blue gym tee. After a quick stop at Re-Tail, I ended my game for the night.

Surprise Party and New DLC

Even though this isn’t my real birthday, I entered my character’s birthday as July 1st. So when I started up the game today, Aurora quickly dragged me away and took me into her house. SURPRISE!

Aurora: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!That’s right, Aurora threw me a surprise party!

Aurora: Welcome to your surprise party, J-bot!Aurora and Big Top are two of my three favorite villagers, so it was really nice that they remembered my non-birthday. But wait… why is Katt here?! Party ruined. Just kidding…maybe.

Aurora, Big Top, and Katt throw me a surprise birthday party.I then had to blow out my candles…by literally blowing in the 3DS microphone. The problem is, I don’t know where the microphone is! So I started blowing all over my system until my character blew out his candles. This party is a really cute addition to the game. But when I was done partying and wiping the spit off my screen, I headed back outside.

Happy birthday to me! It's always nice getting to celebrate with good cake and good friends.In the mail, I had letters (with gifts attached) from Mom, Aurora, and Big Top.

The new month brings new DLC, so I headed to the post office to check out what the new item was. It’s a palm-tree lamp.

Pelly: Sorry to keep you waiting! I hope you enjoy your new palm-tree lamp.That was the regular DLC for this month. But Best Buy also has another DLC item available: the cat tower.

Pelly: Sorry to keep you waiting! I hope you enjoy your new cat tower!Here is a look at both the palm-tree lamp and the cat tower. They’re both tall items.

My new DLC items for July 2013, the palm-tree lamp and cat tower.After that, I went to work at the cafe. My notes are paying off, as I was able to get Big Top’s coffee perfect today.

Big Top: Ahhhh, that hits the spot! This is just what I wanted to drink.And I also got Aurora’s coffee just right too. I’m glad I could repay them both for their kindness earlier.

Aurora: This is wonderful! You have a real talent for brewing coffee. Brewster is lucky to have you working here.As for the other two customers, I got their orders partially correct, but not perfect. But Brewster still gave me some superb coffee beans for my work.

After that, I headed back outside and found my four fossils. I took them up to the museum, but all four were duplicates. When I went into Club LOL, I gave Shrunk a peach and he taught me the mischief emotion. I like this one a lot.

Shrunk: Psych! Gotcha!After I finished my shopping run, I ended my game…for the moment. But since it’s July now, that means there are lots of new summer bugs (and fish) available. So I opened my gate tonight to do some late night bug-catching. But once again, disconnections were a problem tonight.

First, Nick came over. Then we got disconnected. I reopened; Kyle, Wendy, and Lauren came over. Wendy made me a Jif peanut butter logo pattern.

Mabel: That design is by Wendy from Oakville. It's called Jif.We caught some bugs and showed them off near the top of my east ramp.

Wendy, Lauren, and I show off our bugs we caught, as Nick walks by, not seemingly interested.Unfortunately, we soon got disconnected and lost those bugs. When I reopened, Wendy, Pelon, and Marcey came in. Pelon had asked me if he could have the funny glasses when I first mentioned them in a blog entry from June 3rd. At first though, he didn’t even remember. But I gave them to him and he tried them on.

Pelon tries on the funny glasses I gave him.A bit later, I saw someone running around wearing a sombrero and a gas mask; that’s an odd combination. I didn’t know who it was!

A visitor of mine wearing a gas mask and a sombrero.
That would be a good combination if you were eating Mexican food.

Turns it out it was Pelon. He actually gave me a silver axe as a gift. With a silver axe, stumps will have special patterns (like the butterfly stump I had before). I cut a tree down with it, and it had a heart symbol.

I cut down a tree and find a heart pattern using the silver axe that Pelon gave me.We also dug holes around the stump so that we could fall from the stump into the holes. But because there was so much lag tonight, the people who fell into the holes didn’t struggle at all. They just stood there motionless in the hole! It was an odd sight to behold.

Pelon motionless in a pitfall.A bit later, we saw Katt. So naturally, we tried to kill her.

Pelon: Kill it before it lays eggs!And shortly after that, Aurora asked me to find her some perfect fruit. Yeah, okay. I’ve only seen one perfect piece of fruit in two months, yet she expects me to give her some.

But the interesting thing wasn’t what she said, it’s what Wendy did in the background. She ran across the bridge, but apparently because of lag, her legs did not show up! She looks like a happy ghost, floating across my bridge! Take a look!

Aurora: So if you find some perfect fruit, would you please share it with me?Wendy decided to go hide somewhere in town, and she told us to find her. Marcey was the first to find her; she was on my private beach. I joined them, but Pelon couldn’t–he didn’t have his wet suit with him.

Me, Wendy, and Marcey standing on my private beach.But before long, we got disconnected again. So I lost some bugs and the silver axe. But that’s okay, because I prefer to get the silver tools on my own anyway. I was done in Forest at this point. But Wendy invited me over to see her police station, so I went to Oakville to take a look at it.

Copper: Good day, citiz-- Er...visitor! Welcome to the Oakville police station!Unfortunately, Copper wouldn’t let me take items from the lost and found.

Copper: There's no way any of this stuff is yours--you're from out of town!Back outside, I saw Kabuki. He asked how much I liked my town, and I said I liked it a lot. So he said he may have to check it out sometime.

Kabuki: Ho ho! That good, huh?! Well then, I should really go check it out for myself sometime!Wendy also showed me her wind turbine, complete with sound effects.

Wendy and I stand by her new wind turbine.And she had so many colors of flowers around her house that it looked like a box of Froot Loops threw up.

Loads of colorful flowers around Wendy's house.And inside, the demon cow admired her house.

The demon cow stands over a sleeping Wendy.