Amelia’s Surprising Pest

Tonight, Amelia told me that she wanted to get rid of a pest in her house.

Amelia: I've got a little pest in my house that I want to get rid of. Oh, not roaches! Ew, no. Never!But she wasn’t talking about a roach, an ant, a fly, or even a bird mite. Surprisingly, she was talking about a goliath beetle that she wanted to replace! I didn’t have any furniture that could be placed on a table, so I caught a barbel steed for her.

Amelia: Why, that's so...aquatic. And now I have a tank where I can put my excess yerba mate too!I would have loved to get her pesty goliath beetle, but instead she gave me a cow skull!

Amelia: Here. Why don't you take this? It's a cow skull!Over by my brick bridge, Agent S was telling me she wanted to be on a game show because she’s extremely intelligent!

Agent S: Because, like, I have an IQ of a hundred billion or something! There's not even a number for it!And up at the Dream Suite, Luna told me that Harry from Priceton was my most recent dream visitor.

Luna: According to the latest feedback, a client named Harry from Priceton enjoyed your dream.