94 Million Bells

On Monday, Bob asked me for an orange. I exceeded his expectations by giving him a perfect orange. In fact, he was juiced.

Bob: Wow! This orange is so much better than normal ones, on my paws!
Why do you have normal oranges on your paws?

He rewarded me by giving me a queen.

I found Lily relaxing on Forest’s metal bench. She asked me to join her, so I did. At least for a few moments. Then I hopped away.

Lily: This is the best season for relaxing outside. Why don't you sit down and join me, Jeff?Sitting with Lily on my metal bench.I’ve been finding lots of gem rocks lately (when the money rocks spit out ore instead of bells). So I’ve been selling the gems to villagers at Re-Tail for 7,999 bells each (or 9,999 for silver/gold nuggets). That has helped my bank account balance reach 94 million bells today.

Your current balance is 94,000,000 bells.Lobo the wolf was camping in a tent at the campsite today. He seems pretty cool, but my town is full (and I already have plans for someone to move in when the time comes).

Lobo: I didn't do any research or anything before choosing a place to camp. I think I lucked out with this town!Aurora told me she was going to move away on April 7th, but I put her plans on ice.

Aurora: Oh, Mr. J! This may seem sudden, but I'll be moving away next month on the 7th.

My recent dream visitors have been Alex from Pawnee and Yaritza from Tippy. Thanks for stopping by! 🙂

Doing Handstands?

Camofrog approached me today, telling me he was going to move out of town on April 2nd. Even though he is one of the villagers I’m willing to let go sometime soon, the time isn’t right. I want to get his villager pic first.

Camofrog: I'll be leaving on the 2nd of next month! After that, I'm gone!

Rodeo asked me to find him some furniture, so I gave him a customized robo-chair. I’m not so sure he enjoyed it though, because he “thanked” me by giving me a trash bin. Thanks, buddy.

Rodeo: It's a trash bin! Thank you, mayor!

I spoke with Rolf tonight, and he told me he excels at doing handstands! Now that I’d like to see!

Rolf: I've got confidence in my skills when it comes to doing handstands. It's where I really excel!

Maybe I could start a Forest circus with Rolf doing handstands and maybe Big Top can do some stunts too. But actually, I think this odd bit of dialogue is just for April Fools’ Day, which is coming up next Saturday. To prove you know the “real” villager (as opposed to Blanca in disguise), you’re asked to pick which statement of theirs is the true one.

I visited Lily, and she apparently just got out of the bath.

Lily: Lately I've been enjoying long hot baths at the end of my day.

In the police station, there was a doghouse in the lost and found. Copper asked if it was mine…and I wondered if it was his. But then again, the police station is his doghouse, since he lives here 24/7. 😛

Copper: Looks like you've got yourself a doghouse there. Do you want to keep that item?

Right outside, I found a lost item on the ground. Since I was already near Agent S’s house, I went in to ask her about it. And surprisingly, it was indeed hers! She rewarded me with a dreamy tee.

Agent S: Hey! My book! I couldn't find it anywhere!

My recent dream visitors have been Josh from Cheese, Ellie from Symsonia, Eunnie from Pyon, and Emma from LeafTown. That’s one Cheese and three E’s. 😛

Enjoy your weekend, and I’ll see you next time!

Jeff the Stepladder

Now that St. Patrick’s Day Shamrock Day is over, I went to Shampoodle to change my hair back to its normal color. I used this helpful hair guide to make sure I got it right.

Harriet: Ta-daaaa! ...Yep, you look both fabulous and totally different!I got a letter from Rodeo in the mail today. He sent me a gift that reminded him of me. He even suggested that I might have been one of these items in a previous life??

Jeff... SURPRISE! I got you a gift! When I saw this, it reminded me of you somehow... Maybe you were one of these in a past life? I'm sure you were a really good one! -Your friend, RodeoSo of course, that made me curious. What did he think of me? So I checked the attached item…

A stepladder in my inventory.A stepladder? Is he saying people walk all over me? Wow, how rude. Well, I don’t need to be a stepladder to be above you. Especially when you’re underground.

Rodeo stuck in a pitfall.
Can you get out OK? Or do you need a stepladder?

I didn’t help him out, but I did talk to him to laugh at his misfortune. 😛 He was sweating out of both of his nostrils. Gross.

Rodeo: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm stuck!

My recent dream visitors have been Autumn from Maybell, Allie from Pinktree, Poppy from Rosewood, and Xavier from Quigley. Thanks for visiting!