New Dog Biskit

Late last month, Prince moved out and Dozer moved in. September 29th was the 17th anniversary of my town Forest, so I posted a special video town tour. I show you around Forest, talk to most of my villagers, and I also overlay clips of some memorable moments from previous years. If you haven’t seen it yet, please check it out.

I played again today, and I got Dozer’s goodbye letter in the mail.

To my pal, Jeff, I have a hunger...and while I normally just grab a snack to fill up, this hunger will only be satisfied by exotic foods from far-off lands. So, I'm now a wanderer! -Snackily yours, Dozer

At Nookington’s, I couldn’t resist buying myself a toilet.

Timmy: Does a toilet interest you?
Every day.

I met my newest neighbor, and he’s a dog-gone good fit for Halloween: It’s Biskit, the dog without eyes! He warned me to make sure I have plenty of candy on the 31st.

Biskit: If you don't have the treats, well, you'd better be ready for some fiendish tricks!

Over by the wishing well, Baabara and Kody apparently had a fight…and it left Kody feeling depressed. I spoke with Baabara, and she was talking about keeping abreast of all the latest gossip. Kody must not have liked the fact that I was talking to Baabara, because he walked over and gave me this look.

Baabara, as Kody looks sadly at Jeff: ...who's dating who, and who's mad...

I picked all the weeds I could find, and I restored Forest to perfect town status.

A few days ago, I posted a video that ranks my villagers in all of my Animal Crossing towns. That includes all three of my GameCube towns, two City Folk towns, and also the Forests in Wild World and New Leaf. If you’re curious to see how I rank them all, here is the video:

For GameCube Forest, it was based on the residents of my previous blog entry. So it listed Prince instead of Dozer, but that’s irrelevant now anyway since they’re both gone. If you’re curious, I would rank Biskit 7th…between Kody and Genji. Despite his somewhat-freaky eyes, I do like Biskit. Here is my current list.

Jeff's ranking of villagers in Forest, as of October 27, 2019.

See you next time. Have a happy Halloween!

Update: Here’s an Animal Crossing Halloween poem for you! It features Animal Crossing characters, but it takes place in Luigi’s Mansion. I hope you’ll check it out. 🙂

13 Coelacanths in an Hour

Doc sent me a goodbye letter in the mail today. The Doc is officially out.

How ARE you, Jeff? Well now, I bet your bottom bell you didn't expect me to cut out and split town, huh? Nope, I shocked the world! I'm turning over a new leaf--see you on the flip side! -Laters, Doc
Actually, I *did* expect you to split town.

Near Nookington’s, I met Doc’s replacement: Prince the frog has danced into town. Unlike frogs in New Leaf, Prince here is not a fan of rain (purple or otherwise). He’s holding a leaf umbrella here, in case it’s hard to tell since it’s cutting through the sign on his house.

Prince: Good evening... except for the rain, burrup.

When I spoke with Belle, she asked if I wanted to know a way to make money with the gyroid outside my house. I wasn’t interested, so I told her no. So she called me a naive bumpkin.

Belle: Yeah... You're so sweet and innocent! There's no need to corrupt a naive bumpkin like you.

Gulliver was passed out on the shore, so I woke him up and “saved his life.” After he blamed his fall from the ship on pirates and sharks, he gave me a Tokyo Tower model.

Gulliver: What I mean to say is... It was pirates! Or sharks again... Something like that...
A likely story.

I spoke with Ursala, and she was telling me how she loves the sounds of autumn, and September in particular.

Ursala: I just love September! The insects make such a lovely chorus at night, unlike you.

After I spoke with everyone, and pulled all the weeds I saw, I got ready for some early September fishing. There are no sea bass out, although they will start returning in a couple days. And the fact that it was raining today made it even better, because coelacanths will join red snappers and barred knifejaws as the only fish in the ocean (outside of the acre with the mouth of the river). So I emptied my pockets and my wallet and got started.

My first batch of 15 fish included 4 coelacanths, so I knew it was going to be a good fishing haul. These 15 fish sold for 103,000 bells. Not bad for seven minutes of fishing, hm?

Four coelacanths, five barred knifejaws, and six red snappers fill Jeff's pockets in Animal Crossing.

I spoke with Ursala again later, and she was as polite as ever.

Ursala: Ah, Jeff. Sometimes, it feels like the rain will simply never quit, unlike you.

Unfortunately, my coelacanth rate slowed down a bit, and I started catching some garbage items as well. But I still did very well on the night. In one hour of fishing, I caught 13 coelacanths and I earned a half million bells…505,000, to be exact.

Jeff has 85,000 bells *plus* an additional 14 money bags in his pockets.

And it could have been better, because seven coelacanths got away from me. Oops. But still, I took my money bags to the post office and deposited it into my account. That kicked my balance over the 19 million bell mark.

Your Account Balance: 19,114,019 bells.

That’s what I call a successful evening. This is the best time of year in the GameCube game! Have a great day, and I’ll see you next time!

Steak Out

I got T-Bone’s goodbye letter in the mail today. He has pulled up his steaks stakes and moved away.

To my pal, Jeff, I have a hunger...and while I normally just grab a snack to fill up, this hunger will only be satisfied by exotic foods from far-off lands. So, I'm now a wanderer! -Snackily yours, T-Bone

Seconds later, I met his replacement, Doc the bunny. His house is just a bit south of my home acre. He seems like a nice guy.

Doc: Boy howdy! Do you live here in town, too, old bunny? This place is so rad. I moved here after my folks booted me.

Crazy Redd is planning a visit to Forest in a couple of days, and many of my villagers warned me about him. Genji got mad just thinking about Redd; he even called Redd a filthy rodent!

Genji: If you haven't, watch out! I didn't have any money, so that filthy rodent didn't get a chance to rip me off.

Since I last played in early July, it had been seven weeks since I saw my villagers. Some of them were mad about that, and others just seemed sad that they haven’t seen me lately.

Static: I never see your face at all these days.

Over near the wishing well, Emerald was telling me about the storage trick. You attach furniture to a letter, and then store it at the post office. It’s a helpful trick that comes in handy, considering this game has such limited storage options. The only bad thing is that you can’t tell which item is attached to which letter once it’s in there.

Emerald: ...I guess they just have the post office store the letters for them!

I got my net out and did a little bug-hunting, even though I didn’t spot any valuable bugs out. After I caught a longhorn beetle, Kody asked me about it. He offered me a whopping 2,900 bells. I thought that was a good deal, and Sydney apparently agreed. 😛

Kody: If you don't mind, I'll take your longhorn beetle for 2,900 bells! You up for it?

Ursala was being rude, as usual, and her catchphrase “unlike you” fit in perfectly when she said this:

Ursala: I know everyone, but don't expect me to dish any juicy details, unlike you! You nosy busybody!

As a reminder, we’re just one week away from the start of September. So it’ll soon be the best time of year to make bells! All you have to do is fish in the ocean and get a minimum of 3,000 bells per fish, since the sea bass will be gone. I’ll be sure to participate, so check back in early September for another entry. See you then!