Cranky Gonzo

I played on Monday (October 26th), and I found a goodbye letter from Peewee in the mail.

Dear Jeff, Well, my streak continues... I just can't seem to settle down in any town for long. This is kind of odd, because I've said so many goodbyes, but this one actually hurts... Goodbye... Peewee
R.I.P. Peewee

Static had a pop quiz for me, asking which of three aquatic creatures can’t be caught in this town (or this game, really). I correctly answered with “snapping turtle,” and Static joked that Kapp’n might become a snapping turtle if you poke him with an oar. 😆

Static: You can't catch those. Although, maybe that weirdo Kapp'n might snap a little if you poked him with an oar.

My prize for winning was a modern chair.

Ursala asked what my favorite fall event was, and I chose the sports fair. She started telling me how bad she is at throwing balls around.

Ursala: I must admit that I'm not very good at throwing balls all over the place.

She said it makes her realize her arms can’t throw correctly. And she keeps getting hit by balls. 😆

Ursala: And if that weren't mortifying enough, I also tend to get hit by falling balls all the time.

I played again today, and Peewee’s replacement has moved in. It’s Gonzo the cranky koala, who has lived in town previously back in 2012. Just seconds after introducing himself, he already told me I was looking as awful as ever! How the heck would he know?

Gonzo: You're looking awful as ever. Who dresses you?
You can’t talk. Your shirt looks like Homer Simpson’s face.

That’s definitely not the best first impression, although I don’t really like ugly koalas anyway.

Hank was over by the wishing well, talking about Wendell the starving artist.

Hank: He's kinda tall? Hungry all the time? Well? Know who I mean?
Shaggy from Scooby-Doo?

He told me that if I give Wendell some food, he will…do something. But Hank forgot what it was! Haha, silly Hank. 😆

Hank: Like I said, he's always just STARVING, so if you get him something, he... Hey, I forgot!

Have a Happy Halloween, everyone! I won’t be playing in this game, but I plan to play some City Folk on Saturday night. Stay safe and have a good time! 🎃

Fishing for a Million

On Tuesday (September 8th), I unfortunately found a goodbye letter from Kiki in the mail. I’m sad to see her go.

Dearest Jeff, I'm moving. There, I said it. I'd tell you where I'm going, but if you were to come to visit, I...just know I'd cry. Please forgive me for going. This is how things must be. Take care! -Kiki

Her replacement was Zoe the anteater, who moved into the plot next to Candi. That’s the spot where Yuka once lived, many years ago! Zoe may not be my favorite, but at least she’s no Yuka. 😛

Zoe: My name is Zoe. I hope I'll be seeing a lot more of you from now on!

It was raining in town, and Puck wasn’t happy about it. He hoped that it was just a passing shower.

Puck: Let's hope it's just a passing shower, brrrrrrrrr.

Of course, there’s no such thing as a passing shower on GameCube. When it’s a rainy day, it rains the entire day.

I took advantage of the great September fishing by catching plenty of red snappers, barred knifejaws, and several coelacanths as well (thanks to the rain).

I caught a living fossil! I didn't know they really existed!
Tom Nook: If I add it all up, my price comes to 99,000 bells. You will sell, yes?

I filled my pockets up repeatedly, making over 450k in total on Tuesday.

I played again yesterday, and after Puck showed me a letter, he warned me to watch out when he’s hungry. 😛

Puck: Well, whatever. I'm hungry right now, and when I'm hungry, WATCH OUT!
Somebody needs a Snickers. 😛

Peewee asked me to buy his skull shirt for 660 bells. Since October (and Halloween) are right around the corner, I decided to buy it and put it on. 💀

Peewee: Yeah, it's a skull shirt. I'll sell it for 660 bells. What do you think?

I found Gulliver down on the beach, and he gave me a free tribal mask. I wish he would give me one of those in Wild World, since it’s the only Gulliver item I don’t have in that game.

It wasn’t raining yesterday, so there weren’t any more coelacanths out. But I still did some more fishing. Unfortunately, a few sea bass have started to return. I wish there was an option to throw fish back even when your pockets aren’t full! I don’t need these things!

I caught a sea bass! See? Bass! (Why do I keep saying things like that!?)

My fishing haul scored me over 200k yesterday.

I played again today, and Hank was blown away by the fact that I had a salmon. 😆

Hank: Oh my gosh! You've got a salmon?!

He wanted to trade his pear for it, and I agreed to the exchange. If it makes you that excited, go enjoy that salmon, Hank. 😆

I went on my third and final fishing run of September. By the time I was done, I had completely filled up the dump with garbage I’ve fished from the ocean this week.

A dump full of garbage fished out of the ocean this September.

I earned over 300k tonight, which pushed this week’s total up to one million bells. That was my (unspoken) goal coming in, so I’m glad I reached that milestone even though the sea bass showed up before I was ready for them. 😆 I should have started earlier in the month, but oh well.

See you all next month!

Villagers Calling Me Fat

On Wednesday, I found a goodbye letter from Murphy in the mail. Not to sound rude, but I’m just glad it wasn’t Kiki that moved out! (Kiki is one of my favorites, of course.)

Dear Jeff, Well, my streak continues... I just can't seem to settle down in any town for long. This is kind of odd, because I've said so many goodbyes, but this one actually hurts... Goodbye... -Murphy

Puck was telling me about the ability to connect a Game Boy Advance to a GameCube, which makes a boat appear. He seemed really excited about it for some reason. 😆

Puck: ...to a Nintendo GameCube and then go to the dock, you can ride on a boat! A boat, I tell you! A boat!

He said he wants to go for a boat ride and let his fingers dangle in the water. But he doesn’t even have fingers!

Puck: I want to go for a boat ride, brrrrrrrrr! I want to lie back and let my fingers dangle in the water!

I found a new (play) house next door to Maple, and Peewee the gorilla was inside. I’m not a fan of gorillas (except for Louie, of course). But welcome to Forest anyway, Peewee. Enjoy your (hopefully) short stay.

Peewee: Hey! Who are you? I certainly don't know you!

Shortly after I caught a purple butterfly, Sydney took notice of it. And she did it in a way that made use of her catchphrase. 😛

Sydney: Wow, it's in pretty good shape, with wings! I've never seen anything like it!

She offered me 1,050 bells for the purple butterfly, but I declined. That’s only about half of what Tom Nook will pay.

I played again today, and Kiki offered to sell me a tartan rug or a stone wall for 5,000 bells. Yikes!

Kiki: Well, lucky for you, I've got a tartan rug and some stone wall with me.
Some stone wall?
Kiki: I'll let you buy either one for 5,000 bells, kittycat!

That’s a lot of money, especially when neither one of them is rare. No thanks, kitty cat.

Puck told me that he was so starving that he was going to flip his wig!

Puck: I'm starving, brrrrrrrrr! If I don't get some food in me, I'm gonna flip my wig! I'm so serious right now!

But surprisingly, he wasn’t asking me for food. That was just part of his dialogue. He continued on the topic of food though. He called me fat, and he told me to watch my snack intake. However, he said he’s able to eat whatever he likes because he hides his weight with his clothes! Ha!

Puck: Me? I hide my weight with my clothes, so I can eat whatever, whenever, brrrrrrrrr! Ka-ching!
Your clothes aren’t fooling anyone, Puck.

When I spoke with Baabara, she too called me fat. She gave me some advice as well, except hers was much more specific:

Baabara: Never ever EVER eat hash browns after 9:00 at night, unless you WANT to get fat!

No hash browns after 9 p.m.? I guess that’s when the potatoes hit the sack. 🥔

A few weeks ago, I posted my latest Animal Crossing GameCube Moments video, #30! Here it is if you haven’t seen it yet:

September is right around the corner, and that means it’s almost the best time of year for fishing! I plan on doing some ocean fishing in the first part of the month, especially if I can catch a rainy day for some coelacanths! Happy fishing if you decide to participate as well!