Static Has a Squirrel Friend

My town’s squirrels seem to be getting along very well. Nibbles even suggested that she may stay over at Static’s house for dinner. I guess they can nibble acorns together.

Nibbles: Think I oughta stay over at Static's house for dinner tonight, niblet?When I visited Big Top, he surprised me with a reference to the GameCube version of Animal Crossing. He asked if I liked steam engines, and then he told me that the town he grew up in had a train stop. He even mentioned the monkey (Porter) that worked at the train station!

Big Top: It's not much to brag about, but the town I grew up in had a train stop.Big Top: And there was the coolest monkey who worked at the station, villain!Rod asked me for a new catchphrase, so I told him to say “in my ears.” I then spoke to him several more times to see how he would use it. Ultimately, he told me he works out so much because he wants more muscles, in his ears.

Rod: Man, isn't it obvious? I wanna have more muscles, in my ears!Crazy Redd was in town, so I used the password (which I received in the mail) to get into his tent. I bought a scary painting from him.

Redd: A scary painting!! Cousin, you've got incredible taste! Ol' Redd is in awe!Unfortunately, Blathers soon informed me that the painting was a fake.

Hopper challenged me to a crawfish catching competition. So I caught one in a nearby pond, and took it back to him. He wasn’t happy that I beat him so quickly, and he had trouble accepting my win. But ultimately, he rewarded me with 510 bells for my win.

Hopper: You CAN'T be serious! I didn't just lose to you! I refuse to believe it.
I refuse to believe your eyebrows are the right size for your head.

Once I was done making my rounds, I did some fishing. I caught my first koi, and the accompanying text is so bad that the game groans at its own pun.

I caught a koi! Don't be coy! (Ugh.)I donated the koi to my museum and then ended my game for the night. See you next time!

Sir Blithers

It was raining in town today, and Puddles was not enjoying the moisture. She said the rain was going to turn her into Puddles soup. Wait, why doesn’t she just say a puddle?

Puddles: But this rain will turn me into Puddles soup in, like, two seconds flat!
You’ll be a Puddles puddle.

The rain also brought out the snails. I spotted one on a flower and got my net out. But before I approached it, I heard someone fall into a pitfall! It was Big Top!

Big Top, in a pitfall: Someone help me! I can't get out! Villain!I then went back up and caught that snail. It was my first one.

I caught a snail! Escargot? Escar-NO!Even though I just gave Rod a new shirt last week, he was bugging me for another shirt today. But I didn’t feel like buying him new clothes again this soon, so he’ll have to wait.

Rod: SHIRTS! SHIRTS! SHIRTS! Shirts rock! Especially on THIS bod, baby!The new message of the week on the bulletin board advised readers to always carry extra shorts. I wonder what happened to Phyllis(?) that made her suggest this… but then again, I probably don’t want to know.

*Message of the Week* Always carry extra shorts. Don't get me started!When I ran into Baabara, she gave me an illusion floor for free. Baabara being nice? It must be an illusion! But I decided to put it on the floor of the left room in my house.

The illusion floor in Animal Crossing: Wild World (ACWW) for Nintendo DS.I went fishing and caught three new fish: a barred knifejaw, a catfish, and a goldfish. I donated all three of them, along with my snail, at the museum. Blathers told me about the goldfish he once had when he was young: He called it Sir Blithers.

Blathers: Hoo, in my youth, I once had a goldfish in my room. His name was Sir Blithers.At town hall, I made a 45,000 bell mortgage payment before wrapping up my game for the night.

Saturday Sea Bass Search

It was almost midnight when I started up the game tonight, so I quickly made my way to the Roost. I asked K.K. Slider to play a random song for me, and he played some soul.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. Soul!Hopper wanted to compete to see who could catch a sea bass first. Since villagers can’t actually catch fish on their own, I figured it would be easy. So I agreed to the competition.

Hopper: Let's see who can catch a sea bass first, you or me!Puddles was finally over her cold, and she thanked me profusely. She also gave me an arched window.

Puddles: It's all because of your medicine, J-star! You are so crazy nice!
No, I’m just crazy.

I got a bit of a scare when I visited Kiki. She had all of her furniture packed up in boxes, and she was about to move out of town! But I breathed a sigh of relief when I remembered this was Wild World, and I could change her mind. And indeed, she agreed to reconsider on my very first attempt.

Kiki: Jeff, if you want me here so badly, I'll think about it. But no promises!In front of my house, I ran into Baabara. She was talking about how she once wanted to be a pop star. When she was done talking, she asked me to pretend we never had the conversation.

Baabara: Would you do me a favor and pretend we never had this conversation?
Don’t worry, you wicked woolly witch, I try to forget *every* conversation we have.

With my walk around town complete, I decided to start fishing for that sea bass for Hopper. I caught several red snappers, a few octopi, two old tires, a boot, and even a hammerhead shark!

I caught a hammerhead shark!
Remember, hammerhead rhymes with schmammerbed.

I also caught a stag beetle I saw on a tree. But it was taking me quite a while to catch a sea bass! There’s always lots of them, until you actually want to find one. 😛 But eventually, I did catch one. When I took it over to Hopper, he rewarded me by giving me his imperial tile.

I made one last stop at the museum, where I donated my hammerhead shark and stag beetle. My pockets are now full of stuff to sell when I play next time.