Underwater Kiss

On Wednesday, I went to the museum and watched the fish in the aquarium for a while. And you may call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure I saw a red snapper and a coelacanth kiss. 😆

A red snapper and a coelacanth appear to kiss in the aquarium at the Animal Crossing: Wild World museum.

Today, I received a letter from Mom in the mail. She said her pile of dirty dishes never disappears, no matter how many dishes she washes. 😆

Dear Jeff, I wash and I wash, but the pile never disappears. I think I'm ready to get a dishwasher. My hands are pruney! -Mom

Over by town hall, Whitney told me that good posture is the most important thing to keep in mind when walking. So she told me to strut around town like I’m “the cat’s meow.” 😸

Whitney: Hey, why don't you give it a try! Strut around like you're the cat's meow!
Whitney: Yup, boys definitely are more attractive when they are confident. Now, strut!

At 9:57 p.m., I stood by the gate and I heard a sound I haven’t heard in a long time. It was Gulliver’s UFO, flying through the snow!

Gulliver's UFO, flying through the snow in Animal Crossing: Wild World.

This the first UFO I’ve seen since last June! That’s over seven months! I already had my slingshot out and ready, so I had no trouble shooting it down.

When I made my way over to the crashed UFO, I found Frobert and Whitney there, fighting! They must’ve just had an argument, because Frobert was steaming mad. He was trying to walk away, but in the direction of the passed-out Gulliver. Whitney was standing just below him, so he couldn’t walk down either. 😛

Gulliver: Numm numm... Couldn't... Couldn't eat another bite... ...OK, just one...

I searched around town to find his missing UFO parts, although one of them was right next to a pitfall. It was like a baited trap…that I fell into. Thanks, Gulliver.

Jumping out of a pitfall next to a UFO seed.

Once I retrieved all five UFO parts, I took them back to Gulliver. He thanked me by giving me a 2nd Merlion. Nice reward, but not what I needed. This was my 45th UFO reward, and I still haven’t completed my collection of Gulliver items. (I still need the tribal mask.) Maybe next time… 😮‍💨

Robin’s Chaotic Wardrobe

Saharah was in town on Wednesday, and I helped her out by making deliveries to Mabel, Blathers, and Phyllis. The recipients were grateful…well, most of them were grateful.

Phyllis: Hm... So you're working for Saharah now, huh? (How pathetic!)

Saharah then rewarded me with a desert vista.

Yesterday, Whitney was talking about her preferences in clothing.

Whitney: If you're talking about comfort, nothing beats cashmere, on a pig!

Robin has been asking me for blue furniture again, so I gave her a blue wardrobe that I bought at Nookington’s. She was happy with it, and she rewarded me with a croton. She put the wardrobe on display in her house right away, and apparently, she even made a mess of it already! 😆

Me, looking in Robin's new blue wardrobe: Ugh! Avert your eyes! It's total chaos in there...
Maybe she’s building a nest in there.

But as long as she’s happy with it, that’s what matters.

Robin: I've totally fallen in love with it! It's a whirlwind romance!

Back outside, Frobert was going on and on about how magnificent he looks when he pumps iron late at night. 🙄

Frobert: Check out the way the moonlight shines off my chiseled calves!

Tonight, Filbert was talking about paparazzi, and he was wondering how to pronounce the word. But then he surprised me by warning me about Whitney! He said she always seems to be chasing people down!

Filbert: Well, watch out! Whitney always seems to be trying to chase people down.

Frobert had me deliver a nebula shirt to Filbert, and it was a big hit! Frobert then rewarded me with some cabana flooring.

At the Roost, I asked K.K. Slider for a random song. He performed one of my favorites, “Two Days Ago.”

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: Two Days Ago!

Lazy Sable?

On Thursday, Frobert said Sable was being lazy lately!

Frobert: That prickly little Sable... She's being SO lazy lately, fribbit!

He said that someone should tell her that it’s a dog-eat-dog world. He’s being kinda rude.

Frobert: Y'know what, hon?! Somebody better tell her it's a dog-eat-dog world!

I wondered if this was an indication that Sable had some special dialogue. So I went in to see her, and she did sigh. But when I asked her what was wrong, she just said she was spacing out a little bit and didn’t elaborate. So I spoke with Mabel, and she said her sister was being a space cadet lately…and she wondered if was due to a cold that Sable always gets at this time of year.

Mabel: Are there colds that hit people at the exact same time of year, every year?

When I visited Robin, she told me that it was her anniversary with salmon burgers. Or at least, the anniversary of the day her first admirer asked her to join him for some salmon burgers.

Robin: Hey, hon, today is my anniversary with salmon burgers!
It was love at first bite.

Yesterday, Truffles told me that Whitney and Marina get along so well, they should pair up to sing a hot duet and release an album! Then Truffles suggested that they should add her to the group and make it a trio. I don’t think any of that is going to happen, Truffles.

Truffles: They'd sell seven more if they signed me to join the group and made it a trio!

Tonight, Pippy was out looking for a dung beetle, but she said she couldn’t find any. When I told her I’ve seen them around, she concluded that maybe cute girls just can’t see dung beetles. If you say so, Pippy.

Pippy: You think maybe cute girls aren't able to see a dung beetle?

I went to the Roost to check out K.K. Slider’s Saturday night show, and he performed “Agent K.K.” for me.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: Agent K.K.!

I recently posted my latest Wild World video episode, #84. I hope you’ll check it out.

You may remember that I said I was going to re-upload the first seven episodes of my Wild World series to re-add the annotations that were lost. I have now completed that, and the playlist now includes those instead of the old versions. Just in case any of you plan on watching the series from the start. You can find the full playlist here.

See you all next time!