Strange Conversations

Wishy the shooting star sent me a letter in the mail, and I received it tonight.

Earthbound Jeff, I heard a special someone make a wish one night... It's my job to make that wish come true... -From Wishy the StarInside, I found a baby panda. I don’t think that’s what I wished for, but it’s not like I can return the gift or anything. 😉

Animated GIF showing me opening a gift in Animal Crossing: Wild World.Big Top was still sick, so I bought some medicine for him again.

Big Top: Eyes swimming... Head burning... Toenails aching... Must have...medicine...
Toenails?

Hopper commented on the size of my house, saying that I must get canyon-like echoes…if he farts. This catchphrase of his just keeps on giving! 😉

Hopper: I bet you get canyon-like echoes in a house that big, if I fart!Rod was talking about push-ups, and he asked if I knew the perfect number of push-ups to do. I had to answer using a slider…but the two extreme options were 99 and 100! Not much of a range to choose from. 😛

Rod: So what's the perfect number? ...Do you know? 100? 99?I answered 100, and he suggested that was too many. He said 100 push-ups might give you a bone ache in addition to a muscle ache. I don’t think one extra push-up would be that much different, but sure, Rod. 😛

But that wasn’t the strangest conversation of the night. Rhonda told me that putting a lot of bugs in your room is like having an air freshener. She said everything smells better when you have a beetle in your boudoir. I’ll take her word for it.

Rhonda: Everything smells better with a beetle in your boudoir!I went down to the Roost for some music, and K.K. Slider performed Mr. K.K. for me.

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: Mr. K.K.!After that, I caught a few bugs and fish. I then made a 25,000 bell mortgage payment at town hall before returning home for the night.

Squatting & Wishing

Tonight, Rhonda suggested that we should have a competition to see who could catch a cricket first. Unbeknownst to her, I had just caught one moments earlier. So I immediately told her I already had a bug. She was surprised, but she rewarded me with 510 bells for winning the competition.

Rhonda: What?! You got one already? That was fast, bigfoot!There was a new Message of the Week on the bulletin board…and it’s about squatting.

*Message of the Week* Squatting helps me think. ...Don't ask!
I think someone was caught peeing outside and this is the excuse they came up with.

Joey was out looking for fossils, but he said it wasn’t for the money. He was doing it for true love, he claimed.

Joey: My true love is finding rare fossils...and gloating about it to Kiki.Big Top was still sick (of course), so I gave him some more medicine. Apparently, he’s learned how to fly!

Big Top appears to fly as he gulps down some cold medicine in Animal Crossing: Wild World.Crazy Redd was in town, and I bought a nice painting he had for sale. Unfortunately, it turned out to be a counterfeit.

Blathers: I cannot exhibit a fake. It just cannot be done. I shudder at the thought!
I can’t stand fakes.

On a brighter note, there was a meteor shower tonight. I took the time to wish on a shooting star.

Animated GIF of me wishing on a shooting star in Animal Crossing: Wild World.

Rhonda’s Misplaced Anger

Big Top was still sick tonight, so I gave him some medicine once again. Get well soon, big guy.

Big Top: Ah-ah-ah... KERSCHNOFF-a-blatts!

A new “Talking to Myself” message on the bulletin board was rather interesting. The author said her sister has been going to hotels lately, so she followed her. Apparently the sister was going for the free buffet!

-Talking to Myself- My sister's been going to hotels lately, so one day I followed her. She was eating the free buffet!Baabara and Rhonda had a big argument nearby, and the conversation left Rhonda steaming mad. Baabara tends to have that effect on people. But when I spoke to Rhonda, she said she was mad at me! I didn’t even do anything this time!

Rhonda: Grrrrrr! Man! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Oh, I'm just so mad at you!But she then admitted it wasn’t about me. As if I didn’t know already.

Rhonda: ...Oh, sorry. No, this isn't about you. Don't let it bug you, all right?
You’re not forgiven.

It’s Saturday night, so I headed down to The Roost to get a new song from K.K. Slider. I let the singing dog pick the song, and he performed Only Me for…only me. Brewster doesn’t count. 😛

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: Only Me!After selling a couple of fossils I dug up, I went over to town hall. I made a 20,000 mortgage payment. I then returned home, put my new song in my stereo, and ended my game for the night. See you next time!