Sugar Packets

On Wednesday, Wolfgang told me that even though I bug him sometimes, he doesn’t want to ever fight with me. That was kind of nice of him. 😛

Wolfgang: Even though you bug me sometimes, I don't ever want to fight with you.

At town hall, Phyllis told me that she recently poured a cup of instant coffee for Pete, to be nice. But she got mad when Pete put ten packets of sugar in it. 😄

Phyllis: Then, grinning like a moron, he proceeded to pour ten sugar packets in it!
I’m Pete. 😛

Phyllis said it was like coffee syrup, and she says that she felt sick. It’s not like she has to drink it that way! Let people enjoy what they like!

Phyllis: I felt sick just watching him. (Ugh... Total barf city.)

Bones has been sick with a cold, so I gave him some medicine Thursday, and then again today.

Lyle was hanging out around my house today, bugging me to fill out a questionnaire. I actually haven’t seen him in a while, because it’s not often that I play on Saturday afternoons. It’s usually at night, when I play on Saturdays at all.

Lyle: got a questionnaire. Fill it out. No sweat, right? Sure. Rewarding. Do it. Do it now.

The flea market was underway, and Caroline was deflated when I told her I didn’t want to buy anything. 😛

Caroline: Well, excuse me for thinking you'd be interested in trying something new!

So when I visited Eloise, I told her I was interested (even though I wasn’t). But when she told me to pick an item, I went to her pill bug. And fortunately for me, she thought it was too lovely to sell. 😛

Eloise: Don't you find the pill bug lovely? Just like me!

Believe it or not, Caroline and Eloise were the only two villagers selling things. That’s because the other two indoor villagers were either sick (Bones) or trying to move out (Mitzi, but of course I didn’t let her leave).

Wolfgang was telling me this is the day I should get rid of my old junk, even though it fits right in, since my house is a big junk pile anyway! Wow!

Wolfgang: Well, I bet it would all look great in your house, since it's a big junk pile anyway!

I thought he didn’t want to fight with me, but he’s asking for it now!

In town hall, I found a satellite in the recycle bin. Wonder if I could find a way to drop it on Wolfgang somehow. 😛

Dotty’s Red-Eye Flight

On Wednesday, a new villager moved in (Anchovy’s replacement). It’s Dotty the bunny, and she just arrived on a red-eye flight. 😉 She’s cute most of the time, but watch out when her eyes turn red. It’s kind of a creepy look, to be honest.

Dotty, with red eyes: Hi there! Hey! I've never seen you before!
Welcome to Forest. Just don’t shoot me with your eye lasers, please.

Yesterday, I got to see the inside of her house. She has a bunch of space stuff in the desert. She’s an odd rabbit.

The inside of Dotty's house in Animal Crossing: Wild World, with space furniture in a desert setting.

Tonight, Bones told me that he recently went to see a water polo match with Eloise! He said he ate some grilled salmon there, and it was more memorable than the match itself. 😛

Bones: The other day I went to see a water polo match with Eloise, yip yip.

Caroline has still been sick lately, so I gave her more medicine Wednesday, Thursday, and yesterday. By today, she was finally over her cold. She thanked me by giving me a tartan rug.

Caroline: If it weren't for you, I'd still be curled up in bed, feeling miserable!

At the Roost, K.K. Slider played my least-favorite song: K.K. Song. It almost made me regret checking out his show. 😉

K.K.: All right, get ready to dig the riffs on this ditty: K.K. Song!

Bones vs. Goose

Today, I found a goodbye letter from Anchovy in the mail. He left without warning, and I’m sad to see him go after such a short stay in town (less than four months). But at least he gave me his photo two weeks ago to remember him by.

Oh, by the way, Jeff, Oh, hey! When I moved out of Forest, I took a tile from the plaza... Was Tortimer mad? I'm nervous! -Anchovy

Bones was talking about starting a bowling club here in Forest, but he said that people are so flaky that they’d probably never actually meet up. That’s probably true. 😆

Bones: Of course, people are so flaky we'll probably never get around to meeting.

Goose was walking around in the rain holding a net, and he was talking about catching moths. But he warned me to stay out of his way because this was his turf!

Goose: Yeah, well, this is my turf, so stay the heck outta my way, nutty!

Even though this was right outside his house, I had no interest in his moths. Besides, it was raining, so there aren’t even any moths out! Bug off, Goose.

Speaking of “Bug-Off,” there’s one coming up on Sunday. When I ran into Bones again near town hall, he told me he was preparing for it. He only hoped that the bugs could get his “excitenet.”

Bones: If the bugs just got my excitenet, I'd be set! Huh huh huh! Yip yip!
That’s even worse than my puns. 😛

After a quick stop at Wolfgang’s house, I encountered Bones and Goose again, this time in a conversation with each other. Bones was telling Goose that they looked alike, and always talked about working out, so they must both be in love with themselves. 😆 He didn’t sound sincere though, and it sounded like he was making fun of Goose (since Bones is a lazy villager, not a jock).

Bones: But you love yourself so much, you can't get enough of you, right, yip yip?

Goose was getting mad at Bones, and he even called him a jerk. 😆

Goose: Jerk!!! I've been telling you NO! That's not what I'm like, eeyah!

I was just laughing because it’s usually Goose that’s being a bully. He can dish it out, but he can’t take it. He always calls me lame for not wanting to catch his stupid bugs, and of course what he said earlier didn’t help my opinion of him either. If it’s Bones vs. Goose, I’m always on Team Bones. 💯

There was no UFO at 10:22 or 10:27 (and I was outdoors at both times), so I figured there would be no spaceships today. But that assumption was wrong. At 10:37, it came flying overhead from east to west. I was not prepared for it, but for once, I was actually able to get my slingshot out in time to shoot it down!

Gulliver: Just 5 more minutes, Mom.

I woke him up and retrieved his five UFO parts for him. In return, he gave me a plate armor (again). Since I already have one in my Gulliver room, I put this one into storage.

Even though there weren’t any moths out tonight, I did catch two bugs that are (much) better: A goliath beetle and a rainbow stag. I sold them, and I was able to get my savings account balance up to eight million bells.

Phyllis: Your balance is 50 billion bells! Just kidding! It's actually 8,000,000.

See you all next week! Never Stop Crossing! 🙂