TotK #6 – Water Temple

After meeting up with King Dorephan in a secret location, his assistant Muzu called me a liar for saying I saw Zelda vanish into thin air. But then just a few seconds later, he himself said he saw Zelda disappear as well! I don’t care if he is an old geezer of a fish, I wanted to slap him upside the head with a big tuna.

Muzu: You expect us to believe that Princess Zelda simply disappeared, just like that. Do not sully our ears with your lies!
How can I lie? I don’t even speak! 😉

The next series of events led to me a fishy island in the sky, down to a location under a lake, and then back into the sky where there was lower gravity and floating water bubbles I could use as transportation.

Floating in a water bubble in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.

With Sidon at my side, I made my way up and eventually reached the Water Temple. It’s a wide open area, made up of a few floating islands, and each area has a water faucet you must turn on, to wash away the sludge.

The Water Temple in Zelda TOTK.

Unlike the Fire Temple, navigation is not a problem here; it’s easy to get around. Each faucet has a puzzle, but they’re not interconnected. (They don’t flow together.) It doesn’t really seem like one cohesive temple as much as just three or four shrines combined. Some of the puzzles seemed much like ones in previous shrines too, so this was not the most challenging dungeon.

A gear puzzle in the Water Temple.

But the most disappointing part of all was the dungeon boss. After fighting huge creatures in my previous two temples, this boss was a scrawny little guy that I beat on my first try. I know not every boss can be epic, but this battle was really underwhelming for a Zelda game.

With that done, the sludge stopped falling onto Zora’s Domain, and there were some significant happenings that I won’t spoil in the blog. I also obtained Sidon’s special power that I can use at any time.

One random thing I enjoyed is that this guy Cleff kept making crab puns. 🦀

Cleff: You really helped us out of a pinch! Anyhow, if you see something you like, please just crab it from the table.

After briefly walking through the Akkala Citadel Ruins, I visited the East Akkala Stable. This guy was telling me about a “horse god,” and then he suddenly stopped talking because he remembered he had buns to sell. 😆

Khini: That's all for me. I've got buns to sell. Later, pal!
This is how I’m going to start ending every conversation. 😛

I found a shrine nearby, and it made me curious when I saw the shrine’s subtitle/hint was “Courage to Pluck.” 😆 But it had a puzzle that was literally a Jenga tower!

Links plays Jenga in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (TOTK).

After that, I wanted to head over to the Akkala Ancient Tech Lab to get the Sheikah Sensor (or whatever it’s called this time around). But when I got to the lab, I saw the area was taken over by the Yiga Clan! After defeating the fighters, I did rescue someone inside…but it wasn’t Robbie. So I didn’t get the Sheikah Sensor yet; I was quite disappointed.

I found a Stone Talus on the North Akkala beach nearby, but it kept kicking my butt. Even with ten hearts now, I’m still getting one-hit killed by some of these enemies! It’s frustrating, and really annoying. I know I probably need to find some better armor somewhere.

I stopped here for now, but there is much more to be done next time. Here is a look at my latest stats.

My TotK stats as of August 10th, 2023.

TotK #5 – Zora’s Domain

My return to Lookout Landing was fairly uneventful, so I just went off exploring again. Near Wetland Stable, I found a guy named Izra, who wanted someone to accompany him on a raft ride. So we headed off on a leisurely ride down the river, down towards Floret Sandbar.

Riding on a raft down the river.
He didn’t even sing me a sea shanty. 🙁

I took some photos of some ducks, and other wildlife, along the way. The ride took over seven minutes of real time (and almost seven hours of in-game time)! And once we arrived at our destination, we were greeted by none other than Magda the crazy flower lady from Breath of the Wild!

Magda: HEY!

But fortunately, she chilled out a bit once Izra “volunteered” to stay and help out with her plant sanctuary. She still gets mad if you walk on flowers, though. 😛

If nothing else, Floret Sandbar was a good place to get some photos of some flowers I hadn’t encountered yet (for the Hyrule Compendium).

Not far from there, I ran into another crazy lady, this one named Juney. She has a wagon full of stuffed seals to deliver to children. But anytime you talk to her, she freaks out and screams, scaring her horse, which causes her stuffed seals to fly off into the river.

Juney: Gyaaah!
Watch out for loose seals.

She then wants your help…and a 20-rupee deposit, which she’ll pay back if you can get all the seals back within three minutes. Even if you get most of them back, that’s not good enough for her. Why would it need such a strict 3-minute time limit anyway, when she’s just hanging out there, rehearsing her speech anyway? No idea.

If/when you fail, you have to start the entire thing over…including scaring her (again), her scaring the horse (again), and so on. It took me three tries to collect all of the seals out of the water, and I hated every second of it. I hated Jumpy Juney too. Ugh. Worst part of the game so far. 😛

After climbing Mount Lanayru and activating the tower there, I flew up to an interesting sky island. It led me back down to the surface, where I had to shield surf through some green holographic rings. Pretty cool!

Shield surfing through some rings.

At the end, a new shrine opened up…where I had to fight without any of my equipment. It reminded me of Eventide Island in Breath of the Wild, but this was much shorter and easier.

After wandering around more, I found myself at Upland Zorana Skyview Tower. I had to clear away some sludge to activate it. I could see Zora’s Domain from around here, so I floated on down. I cleared some sludge off of a statue that featured some familiar faces, and I met Yoda. Uh, Yona, mean I.

Yona: Caretaker to the Zora

The sludge falling from the sky is a big problem at Zora’s Domain, and of course, they need my help to clean it up. (Can’t I use Mario’s F.L.U.D.D.?) I climbed up Mount Ploymus, and met up with an old friend who was very excited to see me.

Prince Sidon: It's good to see you, my friend!
Oh, great. He’s a hugger.

After catching up with Prince Sidon, I found a certain item nearby and returned it to Zora’s Domain. It allowed me to obtain the Zora armor, so I can now swim up waterfalls! Very helpful. 🐟

I’m doing some other tasks now, which are clearly leading up to the next temple. But I didn’t dive in just yet; I’ll save that for next time. For now, here are my latest stats. My play time is currently at 45 hours.

My Tears of the Kingdom stats as of July 16, 2023.

See you all next time!

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Horizon Chase Turbo Review (Switch)

Horizon Chase Turbo on Nintendo Switch is a racing game that truly feels like a modern update of the SNES racer Top Gear (no relation to the British TV show). In fact, it feels so much like a modern Top Gear game that I can’t properly review this game without first talking about the SNES game.

About Top Gear

Top Gear is a Super Nintendo game where 20 cars compete in courses around the world. Each of eight countries (or regions) has a four-race tournament. It has simple, arcade-style gameplay that’s just fun to play. No weapons, no power-ups, and no crazy jumps. You get a few nitros available per race, and some courses have pit stops where you may need to refuel (or not, depending on your car and the track in question).

Screenshot of Top Gear (SNES).
Top Gear on SNES

Top Gear’s controls are simple, minimal braking is required, and the action is fast and fun. The tunes are incredibly catchy, and the great soundtrack adds a lot of enjoyment to the game.

About Horizon Chase Turbo

Horizon Chase Turbo borrows much of what made Top Gear great. There are a variety of cars to choose from, and you unlock more as you progress through the game. Of course, each one has different handling, top speeds, acceleration, and so on.

Racing through fireworks in Hong Kong.

The graphics maintain a retro look with low-poly, blocky foreground objects alongside the road. But the graphics are still clean, colorful, and aesthetically pleasing. And the game runs at a fast pace; turns can sneak up on you if you dare to blink. So don’t blink. 😂

Some tracks have varying weather conditions, as you may have to race through rain, thunderstorms, snow, blizzards, fireworks, volcanic ash, or a sandstorm. The conditions can also change mid-race, and that includes day turning to night, the sun setting or rising, and so on.

Horizon Chase Turbo screenshot featuring Dubai at sunset.
Dubai at sunset.

The controls are simple and effective: You can accelerate, brake, and use nitros. You can steer by using the control stick or control pad, and you can fully customize the button controls. I reconfigure mine to mimic Top Gear’s controls (X to accelerate, Y to brake, A for nitros). The only complaint I have about the controls is that it doesn’t save your custom control settings. Fortunately, it only takes a couple of seconds to set up.

The makers of Horizon Chase Turbo hired the same musician (Barry Leitch) who composed the Top Gear music. There are lots of great, catchy tunes that are fun to drive to. Not only that, but you’ll hear some classic Top Gear melodies within Horizon Chase Turbo as well!

Racing near an active volcano in Horizon Chase Turbo for Nintendo Switch.

Game Modes

There is a tournament mode similar to Top Gear’s, but the main mode here is a world tour campaign. You compete in over 100 courses around the world, and the object is to win each race while collecting all of the coins spread across each track.

There are twelve countries (or regions), and each one has 8-12 courses. That includes one “upgrade race” in each region, which has no coins to collect. But you just need to finish in the top-three in that race to unlock a new upgrade that applies to all cars.

Racing near the oceanside in Horizon Chase Turbo.

An endurance mode is also present, and it plays like an obscenely long tournament. The “short” endurance challenge is composed of 12 consecutive random races, in which you must always finish in the top-five to continue to the next race. The medium challenge consists of 36 races, and the long endurance challenge consists of an insane 109 consecutive races, with no ability to save your progress. Yikes. I mainly stick to the world tour and tournament modes.

There is also an “Adventures” mode which allows you to unlock new car skins. Win five races with each car to unlock a new skin/color for that car.

Top Gripes

One difference between Horizon Chase and Top Gear is how you refuel. There are no pit stops in this game. Instead, you pick up gas containers on the track as you race. Unfortunately, the gas icons can be easy to miss on some tracks, and they don’t even show up on the map until you’re already low on fuel. This is one aspect of the game that could’ve been handled better.

But my biggest complaint with the game is the lack of online play. For a while, it had leaderboards and ghosts of friends’ cars you could race against. However, those have since been removed in an update. But the game does have split-screen multiplayer for up to four players, and it’s a lot of fun.

Overall

Despite the lack of online play, Horizon Chase Turbo has a lot of content. There are multiple game modes, over 100 different tracks, dozens of cars, and lots of unlockable bonuses. I’ve spent well over 50 hours with the game (and counting), and I still enjoy it immensely. I never want to put it down!

Horizon Chase Turbo is the modern Top Gear game I’ve always wanted. It is almost my exact taste in racing games, and it has become one of my favorite racing games of all time. 10/10

Horizon Chase Turbo screenshot featuring the northern lights.

Note: There are also several DLC packs available, including a free one. But I do not factor DLC into my reviews of the base game.

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