Earthbound’s Final Melody

In Earthbound tonight, I started out from the Lost Underworld. It’s a world where dinosaurs still exist and my characters are tiny on the world map.

Earthbound - Lost Underworld screenshotI made my way through the fire spring and defeated the carbon dog/diamond dog to obtain the 8th and final melody.

Earthbound final melodyNess then had a flashback of being a baby, when he first started using his psychic powers. Ness then appeared alone in a strange place. It’s revealed that he is in Magicant, which is a land that exists inside Ness’s own mind.

Earthbound magicant screenshotWhile there, Ness sees people and objects from his past. From Master Belch to a snowman he once built as a kid.

Earthbound screenshot: Ness's snowman memoryI explored Magicant for a while and then saved my game. This game just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

I am getting close to the end now, and once I beat the game again, I plan on rewriting my review of the game. A lot of my older reviews are a bit too short, and there’s no better time to reevaluate a game than after completing it a second time.

Another Tri

I decided to give Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate another try tonight. This time I tried a different weapon: the switch axe.

Monster Hunter 3 - switch axeI grabbed some items out of the chest at camp (which I didn’t know I could do last time) and then I made my way to the Lagombi. I didn’t fool around with the other animals this time. This weapon is quite heavy and very slow to swing; your character doesn’t attack the instant you press the attack button. Still, I was getting some good hits in, and avoiding the Lagombi when I could. I was using potions to refill my health and I thought I was doing well.

Monster Hunter 3 screenshotOne thing that gets really annoying is when you’re fighting near the points where one area leads to another. If you get pushed through, you have to wait for the game to load the new area, then head back where you came from, and watch the loading screen again. The loading time isn’t very long, but when it keeps happening over and over, it really disrupts the flow of the battle. And you can’t really tell exactly where each area ends, either.

Anyway, I thought I was doing good when I saw the “10 minutes remaining” warning. Still battling, I later saw the “5 minutes remaining” warning. I knew I had to hurry up, so I tried to be more aggressive. I was hoping to get another warning when it was down to two minutes, or at least one, but no. Time ran out. I didn’t die once the whole time. I didn’t fool around. I went right to the battle and fought hard, and there still wasn’t enough time. Not cool.

Monster Hunter 3 - time upI decide to quickly give it another try with a different weapon. If short-range weapons don’t work, I thought I’d try a long-range weapon: the heavy bowgun.

Monster Hunter 3 - heavy bowgunI quickly realized I’d made a huge mistake. You can’t fight a quick rabbit with this slow thing. Even if you try from a distance, you’re going to miss or the Lagombi will quickly charge at you. And that’s what it did. It killed me quickly. It was clear I wasn’t going to beat him with this weapon, so I just went down by the river to watch the glaciers go by and do a little fishing.

Monster Hunter 3 - fishing screenshotAt any rate, I can safely say I have no plans of buying Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate. In a way, I can see the appeal of it. But it clearly requires a large investment of time put into it before it starts getting good. By the descriptions of some of the items, you can tell it has a lot of depth. You can make traps for the animals, you can go fishing, you can sharpen your weapons. But it’s really not the type of game well suited to a demo–especially a demo without a tutorial. I wouldn’t turn the game down if I received it as a gift, but I’m not eager to shell out $60 for it either.

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Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate Demo

Tonight I tried out the Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate demo, available now in the Wii U eShop.

Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate demo title screenThe demo has two quests available: “Hunt the Lagombi” for novice hunters and “Hunt the Plesioth” for veteran hunters. Seeing as how I’ve never played any game in the series before, I chose the novice quest. You then get to choose your equipment; I went with the first option, a sword and shield. I then started out at camp. Apparently you have two little helper…things. I’m not sure what they are, really.

Monster Hunter 3 campUnfortunately, there was no tutorial to explain the controls or give you any information. The quest’s only instructions? “Hunt the Lagombi in the Tundra using the marker on the map!” I figured out that X swings my sword, Y uses potions or items of some sort, and B makes me crouch down. I started exploring and saw some beasts.

Monster Hunter 3 screenshotI took them down pretty easily. One of my helpers said “Nothing like chop-chopping up monster after hunt-hunt.” So I didn’t know if I was supposed to carve the meat off the bones and cook dinner or what. Apparently I was just beating a dead horse, so to speak, so I moved on.

I killed some more animals as I continued exploring. I eventually found what appeared to be a rodent of unusual size.

Monster Hunter 3 - lagombi - rodents of unusual sizeIt had bunny ears, but this was no Easter bunny. I waled into it as much as I could. But unlike the other animals, this one fought back hard.  This was the Lagombi I was looking for. The fight went on and on. I wondered if the thing would ever die. Was I doing something wrong? Do I have to use a finishing move? Do I have to slip poison into his coffee? I had no idea. Then, eventually…I fainted. What an awful time to have low blood sugar!

Monster Hunter 3 - I faintedMy little helpers wheeled me back to camp–I’m not sure where they got the little stretcher with wheels, but I didn’t ask. I went back to the area and resumed the fight, only to eventually faint again. Before I could get back a third time, the time limit ran out and my game was over.

mh3-thanksMaybe my mistake was my choice of weapon. Maybe I was too aggressive during the battle. Maybe I didn’t effectively use the items I had. Or maybe I was doing something really stupid. I wish the demo had given better instructions, or preferably, had a quick tutorial. I’m sure Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate is a good game once you really get into it…but the demo didn’t wow me, and it certainly didn’t convince me that I should buy the game. I may or may not give it another try with a different weapon one of these days.