Month: April 2016

Elise was indoors the other day, so I went in to take a look at her newly unpacked house. She was crying, telling me that she was having a bad hair day.

Last night, I dug up a slim quazoid between Resetti’s manhole and Saharah’s humps.

Today is Nature Day (also known as Earth Day), so Isabelle was at the event plaza to hand out a cool globe for the occasion.

A face-cutout standee was set up for Nature Day, and Rolf helped me pose for a picture. I made him be the girl. 😛

I found Elise outdoors tonight, so I planted a pitfall seed and waited for her to walk right into it.

After jumping out of the hole, she was in a bad mood for some reason. You did this to yourself, monkey!

My recent dream visitors have been Jerome from Jedric and Snow from Mikemoon. Thanks for visiting, and have a good weekend!

I was greeted by a fairly unusual sight when I started up the game today: Rain.

I haven’t had much rain lately…but I suspect Elise may have brought the gloomy weather with her. I went into her house to introduce myself; she’s even uglier than she was in City Folk!

She confirmed that she just moved from Beth’s town of Otaku, and then she begged me to come back and chat tomorrow. Ugh.

I hope she’s outdoors tomorrow. It gives me so many more options. 😈  *cough* Pitfalls, hammers, and nets. *cough*

I found a lost mitten on the ground at the event plaza. I reunited it with its owner, Daisy. She thanked me by giving me a trunk measure.

The word “trunk” made me think of elephants, and Dizzy in particular. I can’t believe I essentially traded Dizzy for Elise… 😯

I made an evening trip out to the island, where the weather was much nicer. I filled up my dock box with bugs, and they earned me more than 150,000 bells when I sold them at Re-Tail. When I put my money into the bank, my account balance reached 68 million bells.

My recent dream visitors have been Alex from Yavin 4 and Glory from Snowfall. Thanks for stopping by!

Yesterday, I received Dizzy’s goodbye letter in the mail. I’ll have to go visit him sometime! He also included his picture attached to the letter.

His absence meant that a new villager started appearing on Main Street. That villager was Amelia Airhead. She and I became enemies late in 2014, at it wasn’t long until I encouraged her to get the flock out of town.

Today, Big Top saw that I had a common butterfly in my pockets, and he asked me for it. In return, he gave me his entire life savings: 90 bells.

I was surprised to find a new villager plot in town, and that surprise turned to disappointment when I saw that Elise is moving in!

Elise is a hideous monkey that I had in my ACCF town years ago. Jorge also had Elise (and many other ugly villagers) in his town, as some of you may remember from my Crowded Bridge video.

I thought Elise was just a result of bad luck, but it turns out no luck was involved. Elise is Beth’s former villager! Elise is like a virus that Beth brought over and infected my town with! I don’t want ugly diseased monkeys running around my town! Beth is in my doghouse now! How rude! 😛

In other news, Agent S has apparently fallen in love with me!

Even though I haven’t seen Katrina lately, I’m guessing this must be related to her wizardry. Or maybe the pending arrival of Elise is causing all sorts of problems, like a glitch in the monkey Matrix.

I’ll be back tomorrow when I meet the wicked glitch herself.