Stop Sending Me Toilets!

On Saturday, Lily sent me this letter in the mail. She sent me a gift, but she was too embarrassed to give it to me in person. Uh-oh…

For Jeff. Shhh! I'm too embarrassed to give this to you face-to-face, so I'm sending it along with this letter. You'll have to open it up to see what's inside. Just don't tell anyone else! -Red faced, LilySo I checked the item, and it was…a super toilet! Great! Just what my SuperTurd needed!

A super toilet that was attached to a letter from Lily.Yesterday was Easter (Bunny Day), so I met up with Zipper T. Bunny over at the event plaza.

Zipper: Let's look for eggs! Let's look for eggs! They're hiding, so hunt if you dare!I’ve participated in the holiday several times before, so I had no intentions of collecting the entire egg set again. But I did dig up the buried eggs and smashed the extra rocks as well.

Two rocks next to each other on Bunny Day.I ate the eggs I collected, sold the candy that was inside, and redeemed my winning tickets for several pieces of egg furniture. I put them into storage, to be sold when furniture goes on premium at Re-Tail.

But even without selling the egg furniture yet, my balance reached 95 million bells!

Your current balance is 95,000,000 bells.Today, I got another letter in the mail. From Aurora this time. She sent me the “perfect present,” which she was really confident that I’d love.

A surprise for Jeff! I know this is out of the blue, but the other day I found the perfect present for you. This time I'm confident you'll like it. Really confident! ...I kept the receipt. Let me know. -Hopefully yours, AuroraI opened it up…and it was a potty! What is with my villagers? April Fools’ Day is over. Stop sending me toilets!

A potty in my inventory.
I guess I’m being a potty pooper.

Agent S told me she received a package by accident. It was addressed to Vivian, so Agent S asked me to take it to her. No problem. Once I made the delivery, Vivian told me it was a bamboo shoot that she had ordered.

Vivian: Oh, that's right! I ordered a bamboo shoot.But the problem was that she had already purchased another one, and she had no need for the 2nd one. So she offered to sell it to me for 2,579 bells! No way! They’re not worth that much, and I could easily get them right out of the ground anyway! When I told her I wasn’t interested, she said maybe she’ll just wear them as earrings.

Vivian: No? But what will I do with two of them? Well, I guess I can always wear them as earrings.
Now that, I’d like to see.

My recent dream visitors have been Blossem from Twilight, Val from Twoson, Evie from Llama, Star from Hilo, and Emily from Hyrule. Thanks for stopping by!

Creepy Spring & Putting FNF on Ice

Yesterday,  I got a letter in the mail from Gulliver. He was on his trip to Mexico, and he sent me a skeleton figurine.

At 10:00 tonight, I opened my gate for Friday Night Forest. I waited for half an hour, but nobody showed up. And only one person came last month. So I think I’m going to end Friday Night Forests, for a while at least. And maybe until the next Animal Crossing game comes out.

Rolf was talking about Bunny Day coming up on Sunday. He basically said Zipper T. Bunny makes the season creepy. I couldn’t argue with that.

Rolf: He's kinda like a sign of the season! When I see him, I feel like spring has arrived! Creepy, creepy spring...Over by the town tree, I found a lost item on the ground.

A lost item on the ground.After a couple minutes, I returned it to its owner, Aurora. She said there was an important recipe inside, and she was glad to have it back. She rewarded me with a robo-wall.

Aurora: Hey! This IS mine!

Saharah was in town, and I decided to hire her for the first time in a while. For 3,000 bells, she installed this garden wall and cowhide rug. Garden and cowhide? Sounds like meat and veggies for a well-balanced meal house.

A garden wall and cowhide rug on display in my house.

My recent dream visitors have been Max from New York and Bethany from Daften. Thanks for stopping by, and have a good weekend!

Agent Snoop?

A message posted on the bulletin board served as a reminder that Bunny Day (aka Easter) is coming up this Sunday, April 16th. Check out my Bunny Day Guide if you want a refresher on how it all works.

~Notice~ On April 16th, Zipper T. Bunny will be arriving in Forest! Grab your tools and head to the plaza for a fun day of surprises!Yesterday, Agent S confessed that she wanted to snoop around my house! I turned down her offer to visit, though.

Agent S: In other words, I totally want to snoop around your house!
What does the S in Agent S stand for anyway? Snoop?

Today, I found Lopez camping out at the campsite.

Lopez: Oh, I'm not anyone suspicious! My name's Lopez. I'm just out camping in Forest.Gulliver was down on the beach, and I kept talking to him until I woke him up from his deep, deep sleep. He was talking about mariachi bands, so I knew he was headed to Mexico. He’ll send me a gift from there tomorrow.

Gulliver: The trouble is I never know how to eat in moderation, so I always overeat! That's no bueno!Not a whole lot has been going on, at least partially because I haven’t been playing as much lately. I still play every day, but the sessions are usually short. Friday Night Forest is coming up on Friday though, so I’ll see you then!

My recent dream visitors have been Leo from Palette, Gregorio from Ettelap, Nicholas from Smuzzy, and then Mayounna from Amy Rose once again. Thanks for stopping by!