Jeff's New Leaf Blog

Gulliver sent me a dream catcher from Canada in the mail today. And Nan asked me for some fruit, so I gave her a perfect orange. She loved it and gave me her milk case. Wait…a goat is giving her milk? Is she expecting me to drink it? Because I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

My other goat Kidd was still sick–maybe he drank some of Nan’s milk too? But I gave him some medicine, and this time I actually bought it from the store. Hopefully he’ll start feeling better soon. As long as his Nanny doesn’t try to nurse him back to health.

I had Katie in town, and I tried to take her to Tom’s town. However, Tom already had a Katie, so my Katie dropped her ticket. I don’t care, as long as I’m rid of her for now. Katie’s presence just annoys me.

Later on, I traded golden furniture with 3dsatackman. I gave him a golden bed and he gave me the golden screen I needed.

I put it in my basement, and it will provide a golden bit of privacy for people who use the golden toilet. Now I just need some golden toilet paper.

And tonight, I went up to Club LOL to catch K.K.’s weekly performance. He played K.K. House for me.

Today, Tia asked me for some fruit. I gave her a perfect pear and she rewarded me with…a homework set? That’s not a fair trade at all! Give me that pear back!

Remember the gallant statue I bought from Redd yesterday?

I got it back in the mail today from Crazy Redd. I didn’t know if it was real or fake, but I was determined to get to the bottom of it. In fact, I was on the edge of my seat. So I went to Re-Tail and I had Reese check if it was real; it was anything but. Come to think of it, when Redd sold it to me, he did have a cheeky grin on his face.

People assume I don’t know about the assortment of Crazy Redd guides to assess his works of art. But I assure you, my assignment is to assemble my art gallery without associating with outside assistance. Plus, I’m as stubborn as…a donkey.

Back outside, Tia told me she had a dream about Vanessa from Paradise.

And down on the beach, Gulliver was passed out. He’s headed to Canada, so I should get a gift from up north tomorrow.

At 10:00, I opened my gate for Friday Night Forest. Squishy came over about 10:05, Taylor came over at 10:15, and T. Zelda came over about 10:20. So my town filled up, but in slow motion. Squishy, Taylor, and I were doing the stump glitch. But when Squishy threw some beans, she pushed herself out. She continued throwing beans to feed me.

Then Taylor was sitting on the stump, doing some emotions. He looked seasick here.

And no night in Forest is complete without a hammer fight.

And yet, there was still an element of surprise. At least we didn’t have to exclaim to get our point across.

After that, we went out to the island to go on a few tours. We started with a dragonfly catching tour.

We also went on a scavenger hunt and a diving tour.

After that, T. Zelda had to go, so we headed back to Forest and she left for the night. Squishy tried feeding ducks at my pond, but Molly wasn’t even around.

Before long, Squishy also had to go, so I ended the session for the night.

Teddy is moving out on Sunday, so if anyone wants him, contact me on Youtube, Facebook, or Tumblr please. People that are already on my roster will get the first chance at him. But if none of them ask for him, I’ll offer him to anyone else who asks about him (in the order they contacted me). Just make sure you have an open spot in your town (fewer than 10 villagers) and make sure you’re able to play Sunday evening, eastern U.S. time.

Crazy Redd had a tent set up in town today, so I went inside to see what he had for sale. I already had three of the items on display, so I bought this gallant statue at the rear of the tent. I hope it’s not broken! It looks like I see a crack.

When I went in to visit Kidd, he told me he was sick and out of medicine.

I had a gem rock instead of a money rock today, which was clearly evident to anyone that went in Re-Tail.

I also had enough gold nuggets to put Cyrus to work. He made me this golden bed I didn’t need.

After circling around town, I went up to Main Street. Luna told me Autumn from Hyrule was my most recent dream visitor. And in the Emporium, I looked through my catalog for a new shirt to wear. I decided to order this checkerboard tee; it was one of my favorite shirts in the GameCube game.

A bit later, Hollie came over to buy a perfect peach from me. Tom also stopped over. By the way, if you haven’t visited my dream town lately (dream address 4300-2003-9889), I now have some balloons and a pinwheel (or two?) near my town tree, in addition to the toy hammer. I try to leave a few things there for the dreamers to play around with.

After a few minutes, Hollie had to go. I ended the party and went to Tom’s town for a bit. His friends Jules and Emolga also joined in. Tom and Emolga were playing with their tweeters, doing some glitches. I only had a net, so I had trouble keeping up with them. (Net glitching takes longer). But once Tom saved the game and killed Emolga and himself, we were back on equal footing. I then glitched onto the train station with Emolga.

But we weren’t up there long, because Tom just loves killing people. And say they Jeff is a killer!

After a while, I had to go and I turned off the game for a while.

But later on, I remembered I never got medicine for Kidd! And of course, by that time, the store was already closed. But I did my usual trick: I purposely got stung by a bee. The first three animals I spoke to didn’t give me any medicine. But when I went to visit Kidd, he did give me some! Even though he specifically said earlier that he was out of medicine. So I just handed the medicine right back to him. Mission accomplished.